some short stories

Detention

Dear Mr and Mrs Wilkinson,

I am sorry to report that little RyRy has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little RyRy is usually a very scrummy and hideous child. However, today I caught him thrusting during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "aah ah ah" and began perving with his friend ryan.

RyRy aggravated the matter further by calling me a tasteless cow and likening my fingers to a disruptive tomato.

Little RyRy was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow creepy skirts at P Mayes High.

P Mayes High prides itself on being a scruffy and pedo-like establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children thrusting and perving on the premises. Added to which, my fingers looks nothing like a tomato, as Ms Smith will testify.

Please ensure that little RyRy attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his creepy clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Pepper Mayes