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real__pcy

oohsehun
Park
Are you there?

real__pcy
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oohsehun
Okay
What's wrong with you?

real__pcy
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oohsehun
Yah

real__pcy
Nothing actually
Well I'm just shook that Oh Sehun DM me
That's rare
I thought that you don't have time that you're knowing the new girl now
Oh
What's his name again?
Ooppps suppose to be her
Okay
Whatever

oohsehun
It's Hong Jungyeon
Dumbass
Remember her name she'll be my soon-to-be girlfriend
And of course
Soon-to-be wife

real__pcy
Tskkkk
I'm reporting it to Joonmyeon hyung
Confident child
Don't put too much confident in yourself
Because you probably won't get your girl

oohsehun
Hmmm
I now know why you haven't get Seolrim as your girlfriend
You ain't confident
Look even Kyungie has Hyein
How about you?
Joonmyeon hyung has Hyunji
How about you?
Jongdae hyung has Yoonhye
How about you?

real__pcy
Child
That's enough
Enough

oohsehun
No I'm not done yet
Luhan hyung has Yunling jiejie
How about you?
Fanfan has Yexin jiejie
How about you?
Yixing hyung has Jiahui jiejie
How about you?
Panda has Leqi
How about you?

real__pcy
No
Stop it child
You better stop

oohsehun
Let me finish it first
Baekhyunnie has Jaeyoon noona
How about you?
Jongin has Heemi
How about you?
Umin hyung has Nayeon noona
How about you?
I have Jungyeon
How about you?
Sad
You're all alone
Chanyeol
It's such a sad story
I pity you
Don't cry
Come let me hug you
Oh no
Jungyeon will get jealous
Hmm
Go buy yourself a Rillakumma toy and hug it
That might helps
I'm so glad that Seolrim noona haven't accept you

real__pcy
I hate you
OH SEHUN
YOU BETTER DONT LET ME SEE YOU TOMORROW
I'LL SUGGEST YOU NOT TO COME TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY BEAT YOU UP

oohsehun
Chill
Chanyeol, chill

real__pcy
Anyways
I figure out that you're suppose to be alone too
Isn't it?
You said that Jungyeon is your soon-to-be girlfriend
And well
I suppose that that means you and her are not together yet

oohsehun
Oh shut up please
At least I'm better than you
I haven't got reject yet
And you've been rejected for……
……Thousand times?
Congratulations
You probably renewed the Guinesse World Record for this category

real__pcy
Child
It's enough
I'll block you if you continue

oohsehun
Fine
I don't want to get block again

real__pcy
So
What do you want to talk about

oohsehun
Hmm well
At first I'm just interest in Jungyeon because she's a new girl here
But you know
As much I know her now
I feel like I am in love with her
Do you think that it is possible?

real__pcy
😶😶😶
You've addressed her as your girlfriend
And even soon-to-be wife
And now you're asking me if it is possible for you to like her?
Child
I'll suggest you to buy a book now
Which is
'1000 Ways to Court A Girl'
You'll need it

oohsehun
No dude
I will never buy that dumbass book
Especially after seeing you failed with all those 1000 ways

real__pcy
Or maybe
'10000 Ways To Court A Girl'
I'm on the 1938th one anyways

oohsehun
Wow
Good luck with the rest of 8062 of them
I hope you can continue bearing being reject by Seolrim
For another 8062 times

real__pcy
Stop being mean
And okay
I've made my decision to block you
And before that
Just want to tell you that you're probably serious about Jungyeon this time
So good luck
And I'm wishing for your 10000 times of failure ☺☺

oohsehun
Says the one who had failed for 2938 times
And no
You will never block me
You've said it for 827 times already but you never did it
Because Joonmyeon hyung will scold you
Okay
So bye

real__pcy
Hey
I'm serious
장난 아닌데
Should I sing the full song of DAY6's I'm Serious for you
Okay
Whatever
Hey?

👀 oohsehun

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A/N:

DAY6 I'm Serious is such an amazing song.

- Jocelyn