Perverted Ahri x male tsundere virgin summoner.
M/n was heading to his room after a long day. He hated having to do more than 2 matches a day they take forever and most of the time it's just because the champions came to love killing each other over and over again as a hobby.
"*sigh* idiots, they're all a bunch of idiots." M/n muttered to himself.
"Helllooooo m/nnnnn.❤️"
"And here comes the worst one of all" m/n groaned to himself.
Ahri then wrapped her arms around m/n who then threw them off and backed up a step.
"I already told you keep your hands to yourself ahri," m/n scolded the fox. "I don't want to catch any diseases you probably have considering the fact that when your not fighting in a match your fucking young guys."
"M/n shuttered imagining all the stds she could be carrying."
"Relax m/n I can't catch diseases I'm immune to all of them."Ahri replied. "I can prove it to you now if you'd like."
"Not even if you were the last living female on Runterra." M/n said without hesitation.
"you secretly fantasize about me violating you don't you?😏"
"NO YOU IDIOT!" M/n shouted at her as he blushed a deep red. "WHAT PART OF NO DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
"None of it."
"GO AWAY AHRI."
"Oh I love it when you play hard to get."
"you know what," sighed m/n "I'm to tired to deal with your stupidity I'm heading to my room."
Ahri then grabbed a good handful of his ass making m/n an even brighter shade of red.
"I love that bubble butt of yours."👌😁
M/n then kicked ahri in the 😸 and stormed off.
"Worth it." She gasped.
(Back with M/n....)
"My God out of all the stupid bloodthirsty champions she is the most ignorant, egotistical, pea-brained, perverted, ninetailed, little...UGH!"
M/n couldn't just figure out why ahri wouldnt just quit.
"Could it be that I'm really that desirable?"
Even so with how I act it's miracle she's still trying. M/n honestly couldn't help but find it flattering.
"What am I thinking I was actually finding Ahri's stupidity flattering?!" M/n shook his head. "What is wrong with me?
"Whatever I should get some rest." He muttered to himself as he went into his room and got into his bed."

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