When in a fight I-
A: *slap slap slap*
B: stay calm and think of a strategy.
C: Flail your arms like a retarded monkey. (like in nearly every fight I see)
D: Put your arms up, tackle, stomp on head or gut, don't pull hair, don't jump in, throw straight punches, headbutt incase in a struggle, aka TAKE MARTIAL ARTS.
E: (comment)
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