OK SO WHEN JOHN LAURENS WAS 16, someone named *ALEXANDER* Garden asked him to draw that fucking turtle. DO YOU KNOW WHERE TURTLES LIVE???
(SOMEWHERE IN MEXICO BUT ALSO) THE CARIBBEAN!
Coincidence? I think not!
WELL JOHN LAURENS WAS IN LOVE WITH THAT FUCKING TURTLE!
it was a soft shell turtel.... DO YOU KNOW WHO IS ALSO SOFT?!?!?!
me
BUT ALSO ULUXUNDUR HUMULTUN!
probably
DID YOU KNOW THAT THOSE DRAWINGS OF THE TURTLES WERE ACTUALLY JUST A COPY? YOU KNOW WHO DREW THE ORIGINAL PICTURES?
Someone called 'Mr. Leslie'
AND AS WE ALL KNOW The actor who played Burr is called 'LESLIE ODOM JR.'
AND YOU KNOW WHO SHOT HAMILTON? THAT'S RIGHT BURR(ITO)
Alexander Garden was a smart man (he'll be fine) and he said dat Laurens was a genius... YOU KNOW WHO'S ALSO A GENIUS?!?
THAT'S RIGHT: HERCULES MULLIGAN...
Oops I mean.. Lin-Manuel Miranda! Who coincidentally writes awesome musicals about HAMILTON in his free time...
SO: LAURENS LOVED DAT TURTLE AND DAT TURTLE IS PRACTICALLY HAMILTON!
Boom... (This is the part where you clap)
