Kyle and Marvin Love Untamed

Prologue

**Prologue**

I woke up on today's Monday morning like any other. I had tacos for breakfast. But little did I know, this would lead to a catastrophic event unfolding.

DING DING DING. My alarm rung right in the moment where I realized in a matter of minutes, I would be late for school. I rushed upstairs like Big Bertha did when she wanted that cow liver! Marvin had warmed up leftover tacos that I had this morning! Marvin my brother, had been my manny (male nanny), since my mother and father both disappeared in tragic peanut butter allergy attacks in Grand Central Station, with those Wisconsin cyclists throwing bananas at them.

"Good luck at school tomorrow, Kyle." Marvin said to me, looking up from his calculator.

"School is today." I reply in a solemn voice.

"WHA?!?" He yelled, as he pushed me out the door.

*****

I arrived at school, walking to my first period class and my tummy groaned. I rushed to the bathroom, my feet slamming on the ground, loudly. I went in one of the stalls.The horrific bathrooms at my school were disgusting with dirty tampon rappers EVERYWHERE.

This is the boy's bathroom b t dubs. Just as I was about to release the log that was in my system, I realized something drastic.

I HAD THE HERSHY SQUIRTS!! I hoped I could hold it in.

*****

At 12:00 pm my math class had begun. I was sitting next to my super saucy crush Bradley Butler. When I first saw him, his beautiful curly hair made me fall instantly, in love.

All of sudden, my stomach started to rumble. I raised my hand, " MS.PETRONI, NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM!"

"No you may not." Not knowing what to do, I stood up and yelled, "I GOT THE HERSHY SQUIRTS, WOMAN!" Nothing but Silence. Keeping the silence, Ms.Petroni pointed to the classroom door. I walked to the bathroom and destroyed the mother flippin' toilet (gotta keep it G rated).

And thus, my miraculous journey began.