Zodiac Signs

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Zodiac Signs when you bįtch about them and they find out:

Aries: Fight me, bįtch.
Taurus: I'll never share my food with you again! You were never a true friend!!
Gemini: *Acts like nothing's wrong, but then creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you in front of your crush*
Cancer: *Cries, stabs you with a knife, laughing like an evil villain while they're burying you* You son of a bįtch! I never should of trusted you!!
Leo: Oh, honey, It's because I'm too good for you, and your just jealous of me because your a loser! Bye, aśś hole, see you NEVER!
Virgo: Did I do something to offend you!?!
Libra: *Believes you when you said you didn't*
Scorpio: *Fücks your boyfriend and ruins your life*
Sagittarius: Oh well. What can I do? You were never important to me anyways.
Capricorn: *Does the same to you, starts rumors, and doesn't talk to you for 43678180836279 years*
Aquarius: Why would you do this to me!?! I'm such a good friend!!
Pisces: *Balls their eyes out.* (THE NEXT DAY) Hey, you wanna come over to my house and eat some cake!?

SORRY! There's lots of potty language in this!! Please don't hate meh! >__<