Terminal 7

Inspired by a Vinesauce Vinny Improv Skit

"Mario!" Luigi shouted at his brother, staring out a window in disbelief. "It's new Super Mario World, everything's different!" Mario glanced at Luigi. "There's water in the sky Mario, and there's blocks everywhere, Yoshi coins!" Luigi blurted out all the new marvelous things he saw. "Luigi." Rasped Mario. " I've been a plumber for 34 years." Luigi looked at Mario with a worried expression. "Do you really think, I actually go to some kind of Mushroom Kingdom Luigi?" Mario said to his brother with his head in his hands. "I don't." Luigi looked at Mario, horrified. "I just trip really hard on LSD and I fuck some prostitutes." Luigi gazed at Mario in silence. "Without a condom." Mario added quickly. "But Mario, I've been there with you, to the Mushroom Kingdom!" Luigi blurted our desperately. "No you haven't Luigi." Mario had finally spilled the beans. "You have terminal seven, brain cancer." Luigi looked at Mario, somewhat aware of what was going on. "I don't even know what that means, but it's bad." Said Mario, Luigi looked around in a panic. "This is all in your head Luigi, it's in your imagination." Luigi glared at Mario, his mouth like a gaping hole in his head. "There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom." Mario made a twirling motion with his hands around his head. "I'm a plumber." Mario glanced downwards "You've been livin' off of me, and my livelihood, for years Luigi." Mario threw his hands up in the air. "You're a useless cunt Luigi and I've been supporting you because your my brother." Said Mario softly to his brother. "But Mario, I saw the princess." Luigi whispered, shaking Mario. "She's real." A long silence passed. "That was a dead hooker Luigi." Mario quickly said, uncomfortable. Luigi's face quickly shifted to a horrified expression. "I threw her in your bed Luigi while you were sleeping." Luigi looked at Mario, no expression on his face. "You were on mushrooms." Said Mario, his voice low. "But, b-but Mario." Luigi stuttered. "Mario, Mario what about Toad?" Luigi said, his voice weak and worried. "What about Toad?" Luigi repeated. "Luigi, that wasn't a talking mushroom." Luigi started sweating. "That was my cock Luigi!" Luigi eyes grew giant and he glanced down worried. "That was my cock, okay?" Luigi panicked and started screaming. "That's why it looked like a mushroom Luigi!"

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