Shiro's Book About Pretty Much Everything

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This chapter is dedicated to the amazing, hilarious, ideas me and Keith_Is_Bae132 come up with

Some are stupid, some have our oc's, some are just plain old "How in the world"

I wanted to write them down so we can remember the good scenarios we came up with XD 

1. Lance and Keith was walking by a little park, so the two hung out there and somehow Lance got stuck in one of the baby swings. Keith just leaves him there just to make him learn his lesson to not get in baby swings but after Lances puppy eyes and begging. Keith helped him out and Lance was thanking him so much Keith covered his mouth and whispered "I will fucking put you back in that swing, and LEAVE YOU THERE TO ROT" 

(I added what could happen at the end, i feel accomplished)

2. Keith and Haley (To get to know about her more go to my other book)  have a little furry club, because why not. They usually have it once a week, even two if they wanted to. They would hang out, go out, seek adventure. Lance would question them a lot, asking if he could join. But the two say "Do you have animal DNA? or are you half Galra?" lance would just walk away. The two really wouldn't hurt him like that so at times they invite him along.

3. April fools day, Lance and Camilla's (Keith_Is_Bae132 's oc) favorite holiday. They would prank anybody in site, the two always plan what they're gonna do. 

(I'm gonna add what they might do) 

First it would be easy, funny pranks. Like Shiro, he likes coffee. So reading his favorite book, sipping on some coffee. He gets up to see why Pidge is yelling for him. placing his coffee down next to the book (its still opened) , Camilla comes in quickly and grabs his coffee, Lance runs on in and places a fake spilled coffee mug on his book. The two run off when they hear Shiro coming back, hiding behind the corner. Shiro is now freaking out, when he picked up the mug he noticed it was fake. Lance and Camilla jump out yelling "APRIL FOOLS" And ran off. 

"here hunk! I found these at the space mall and i thought you might like them" Camilla has a plate with Oreo like cookies. "Ooo cookies yum" Hunk took one and looked at camilla "is this a prank?" he asked her, "Nope! I wanted to do something nice" she smiled and hunk took a bit. A grossed out look came to his face, he swallowed and shivered "Eww...what are these?" he opened the cookie and smelled the white frosting. "THIS IS TOOTH PASTE" His voice raised and Camilla slowly placed the plate down and ran away. "CAMILLA YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR MAKING COOKIES TASTE BAD" hunk ran after her "APRIL FOOLS!!" She yelled laughing evilly 

"Heyyy....Keefy" Lance walked up to Keith, Keith was leaning on the wall, messing with his blade. "Hm?" he looked at Lance, Lance placed his  hand on the wall and leaned close to Keith. Keith blushed a little, "I been wanting to tell you something..." Lance said softly, leaning in more. Keith's eyes widen and his blushes grew worse. Lance leaned in far enough looking like he was going to kiss Keith, but instead lance pulled a piece of fuzz out of Keiths' hair. "this was in your hair!" he said smiling. Keith looking shocked, then got pissed off. "WHAT THE HELL LANCE" He yelled and Lance got off, he had a nervous smile. "April fools?" he said, Keith held onto his blade, ready to attack lance. Lance squeaked and ran off "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS" Keith yelled starting to chase after him.