Phineas and Ferb All Songs

I Really Don't Hate Christmas

I Really Don't Hate Christmas Lyrics

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You see Valentine's is torture, and my birthday is a mess,

New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest.

Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess

That I really don't hate Christmas.

 

You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,

Mardi Gras a waste, unless you own a candy store,

All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,

But I really don't hate Christmas.

 

Now, it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence,

But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,

It makes me tense!

 

From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected,

But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective,

Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective.

No, I really don't hate Christmas.

 

I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring,

Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing,

I can work up animosity for almost anything.

Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.

 

Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see,

So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.

What's wrong with me?

 

How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt

When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?

If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault.

But I really don't hate Christmas.

 

Oh, what the heck. Kickline!

 

No, I really...

No, I really don't hate Christmas!

 

I have an intense BURNING indifference!