Purple Plant (A Game Grumps POV Ticklefic)

Purple Plant

I walked slowly around in a small cavern, as I stepped from my checkpoint. It had been quite a short while since I died again from those stupid fucking thorns.

I stepped through the door and saw that fucking purple plant for... what was it, the fifteenth time in a row?

He's killed me a lot of times, can't remember how many, but that was a lot.

But why is he here? What is he doing? What's his purpose?

It was turned to its back, just hanging out. Didn't see me at all.

I could just shoot him in the butt.

"Nip it in the bud," they say. That's the term... right?

Suddenly a vine wrapped around me and pulled me closer to the plant. Now it was looking straight at me.

...Now what the hell was he planning?

Then a few more vines shot out and wrapped around my ankles, squeezing them.

"Hey, WHAT are you DOING?!" I grumbled. The plant didn't reply, but used another vine to take off my boots (which was the outfit the main character was wearing... but pink).

'Well, I'm fucked.' I thought.

Then suddenly, I began to feel a slight itch on my foot. I looked to see that some vines were tickling them! This might surprise you, but I don't really like being tickled. (Well, maybe except when it's Suzy tickling me.)

"Nohoho waihait! Cuhuhut it ohout!!" I snorted.

It didn't listen. Does it even have ears? Whatever. I was too focused on trying to get them free. Then they began to tickle between my toes!

"HAHAHAHAHA!!" I burst out in laughter, echoing inside the dungeon. I begged for it to stop, but the plant showed no mercy, like it usually did. Another vine took my upper armor off, then lifted my shirt up. Not a little. Not halfway. All the way up, and over my face. Then it began to wiggle a couple more vines all over my chest.

God, this tickled so fucking bad that I was in hysterics.

I thought this couldn't get any worse, but then I felt another vine tickling my belly button!

I definitely did not just squeal that time.

I screamed insults as the plant tickled mercilessly.

Using what energy I had left, I slipped out of the vines to the ground and ran to the door!

I began to run away as fast as my tired body would allow... and finally got out of the room.

I put my back against the wall, panting heavily. I put my shirt back on.

Then... there was Dan. Seeing him made me feel so much better. I gave him a big hug.

"Whoa, you alright?" He asked, patting my head.

"Yeah, I'm fine."

I was so embarrassed about what happened, I didn't want to tell him everything.

Just before I let go of him, I realized I left my armor and boots behind.

Fuck.