Long ago...
Person: (Whistles) It's a lovely day and I'm walking down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode!
Slenderman: (Pops outta nowhere) Hi Human! :D
Person: How could you do this to meh? (Explodes)
Slenderman: ( Pasta flies outta nowhere) Well, dat was some creepy shit... Am I the only one seeing this...
Hehehe. Creepypasta
Present...
Slender: So yeah...
......
Me: SERIOUSLY! I CAN MAKE A BETTER NAME NOW!
LIKE, FUKIN BLOOD MASSACRE!!
Me: WHO WANTS TO PLAY COOKIE JAR?
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta CRACK!
RandomJeff: (Walks in) What the fuk are u doing? Me: (Hides Phone) Nothing~~ BEN: (Takes my phone) ( le gasp) Oh my holy fukin shiz! Me: Can't touch this (Runs away) BEN: (ded) Jeff: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
