dude I wasn't that drunk last night
dude you went up to a truke and said iknow your secret Optimus prime... you got a pineapple and said GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE... you got a little mexican girl and said Dora give me your map I don't know how to get home... you went outside with a shovle banging on the floor saying f*** you Farmville.
man I wasn't that drunk I drove us home
no I drove you were in the back steering with a paper plate
