Helga Ongo and Petta Whale one-shots

Helga's story (part one)

   On a cold, hot, windy, snowy, sunny, cloudy, rainy day, Helga Ongo was eating his favorite food. Duck. (DISCLAIMER: Helga is a duck... basically.)After a nice lunch, he went to his beloved home. A sweet, wonderful, polluted lake! He jumped in but, 30 seconds later, a man came and fished Helga out of the water before you could say "Pettra ate a chicken nugget". But as you now, Helga is magical so he basically busted a gamme yame ya up in this guys grill, cuz he obviously doesn't know what he's doing. Soon after, he killed the man so, he then transformed into a merduck *cue magical transformation.........YEEE!*and jumped into the water. And of course you would think he would swim really efficiently because of his webbed feet right? WRONG! Helga could barely even swim 5 feet in 5 minutes because he is 236 years old! DUH! Anyhoozies, Helga swam for about two hours and passed by Petta Whale (CHAN, CHAN, CHANNNNNNN!!) . Petta took an immediate liking to Helga because of his emoness, and stylishness. 

                    Le time skip after they become best friends because Author-Chan is feeling lazy 

      Petta and Helga become really good friends and grew close in a matter of 1 hour... and a half maybe. Petta then starts talking about her long-lost 5th cousin and tells Helga that she really, REALLY wants to go see him. The wander around the lake trying to find him (Morons I tell you! Who would do that?) and had no luck. However, they did stumble upon a cemetery and found out that Petta's long lost 5th cousin is dead. Petta grew very depressed while they had a 3 year late funeral.They started on their way back home, but... they encountered a monster... well at least they thought it was a monster. They had some luck on their side and slayed the monster. "Petta? where are you Petta?, Helga wondered. "Oh no! Petta!", Helga found Petta on the (lake???) floor, bleeding... she was dead. "PETTA!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!", Helga grew furious, although, he did calm down."Eh, never really liked her anyway.", (0-0). Helga just kept swimming, but tripped over a car tire that was dropped in here and stabbed himself with a sharp piece of glass....TO BE CONTINUED....

   Yes, yes, im making this into a book. I'm sorry if it seems that im going to fast but this is all I have in my crummy little brain right now. Just going to point this out, I'm making these one-shots for my friends at school. They really seem to enjoy this plot, and I'm really proud of myself... sooo... ya. Anyhoozies, hope ya enjoyed this first part, I am really looking forward in finding the time to make more of this story, but for now I guess this will do for... now. Byeeee!

                                                                      Muah!~