Historias de Morons

Summary: Morons have always been everywhere. They're the epitomes of walking, unavoidable. This guide will help you survive so you won't end up being one of them. And if you don't want or like any of this, get the fuck out of here. Simple. Wait why r y'all still reading this book? It's very outdated and it's boring asf lol.

"Why are you blowing the house up?" "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

The Old Times and their curatives.

Three kids are unexpectedly pulled out of their school bus and taken to a hidden government lab. But this isn't a typical hero story.

"How can you possibly be so irredeemably stupid? Seriously, have I gotten all of the braincells in this family or what happened?!" "Fuck off and go back to your perfect life! I'm sure your Husband and kid already miss you." "For god's sake! How can you not connect the dots?" "Maybe I'm just oh soooooo stupid that you have to tell me, Assface." "You two had a one-night stand 12 years ago. The kid is 11. Do the math yourself! I'm sure you're at least capable of that!" "..... What?" AKA: Miscommunication leads to a confusing family tree. Featuring: Remus the sad idiot, Virgil the angry idiot, Roman the best friend in the world who wouldn't trade this life for anything but is still angry, Janus the other best friend who is the sole reason that Remus isn't dead or in prison yet and various supporting characters Should this sound familliar to you then you probably saw this on my ao3 account some time ago Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24344707/chapters/58703464 Cover is mine Update every fourth day!

I figured since so many people want to try and argue with me I might as well show people how funny it is,I censor names, don't worry

This story is about how a team of misfits and oddballs became heroes almost all characters being OCs owned by me, the few that aren't I'll specify and put credit to them at the end of every chapter they're in

countryhumans, but more ironic if possible

Cecily Laras likes to fight.She moved to Western Europe because in Eastern Europe she had a reputation about fighting other guys.She was the strongest person in Eastern Europe.One day when she was looking for a high school she found a school website of CrystalHoll. She didn't even bother to look for more information about it.She was too busy but one thing she does know about CrystalHoll is CrystalHoll used to be an all-boy school. No girl entered to go there because it was to crazy and wild.She bumps into the most annoying and perverted boy in school, Austin Tranmer. Now Cecily has to suffer to a bunch of boys,fights and love. Four boys will fall in love with her.Who will she choose? Maybe her old 'friends' might come by and harm her new friends.Will she choose love or will she save her friends?

This story is all about ,,the two young ..Na hinding-hindi mapagbigyan ang kanilang sari-sariling kagustuhan.Magiging masaya dahil pinagtagpo ulit ..pero dahil sa mga magulang nila ..sila ulit ay magkakalayo ng sapilitan..at magiiwan ng salita.."HINDI PA ITO SIGURO ANG TAMANG PANAHON..NOT NOW!!hayaan na lang natin ang tadhana..

Do you remember in season one, when all the ninja acted stupid, were stupid, looked stupid, knew nothing, were clumsy at basically everything and yet could probably win a gymnastics medal for the best flipping? I do! And I thought to myself, "Self, wouldn't it be hilarious if season 1 Kai met season 13 Kai?" Then I was like "Yes Self, it would be! Let's write about it!" (All the ninja will join eventually as well. NOT A ONE-SHOT! Also this isn't a crack, maybe it is but its treated seriously.) SUMMARY: Kai suddenly finds himself stuck in the past. He can't change this realitys future but doesn't want to alter it too much either. Once he gets to the past he realizes something really important... his past self and all the other ninja were complete morons.

"I have to tell you something, Lime-Boy." "Uh-huh. What exactly do you need to tell me that's so important that you decided to call and wake me up at 3 AM on a Saturday?" "Heh, y'know... remember that day you got all emotional and said to call if I ever needed help hiding a body?" "I thought we had an unspoken deal not to mention that. Ever." "Oh? Well, too late! It's you!" "It's me?" "You're gonna help me hide this!"