Morons Stories

Do you remember in season one, when all the ninja acted stupid, were stupid, looked stupid, knew nothing, were clumsy at basically everything and yet could probably win a gymnastics medal for the best flipping? I do! And I thought to myself, "Self, wouldn't it be hilarious if season 1 Kai met season 13 Kai?" Then I was like "Yes Self, it would be! Let's write about it!" (All the ninja will join eventually as well. NOT A ONE-SHOT! Also this isn't a crack, maybe it is but its treated seriously.) SUMMARY: Kai suddenly finds himself stuck in the past. He can't change this realitys future but doesn't want to alter it too much either. Once he gets to the past he realizes something really important... his past self and all the other ninja were complete morons.

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"I have to tell you something, Lime-Boy." "Uh-huh. What exactly do you need to tell me that's so important that you decided to call and wake me up at 3 AM on a Saturday?" "Heh, y'know... remember that day you got all emotional and said to call if I ever needed help hiding a body?" "I thought we had an unspoken deal not to mention that. Ever." "Oh? Well, too late! It's you!" "It's me?" "You're gonna help me hide this!"

Read it, stupid!

Three kids are unexpectedly pulled out of their school bus and taken to a hidden government lab. But this isn't a typical hero story.

"Why are you blowing the house up?" "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Rowan Madeline North has always been a fairly average girl; she has an average school life, average sports skills, and admittedly below-average grades. But when she meets Eliza Bane, a talented young basketball coach who just happens to be a recruitment agent for an exceptionally out of the ordinary school, her mundane life takes a turn for the odd. Now, with the help of her motley crew of new friends, Rowan must fight for her right to not only become a student of the Academy, but to keep her newfound powers. Hilarity doth insue.

this it the story of a carrot who had grate (no I didn't spell that wrong) dreams. But to reach those dreams he thinks Mr POTATO must be defeated Read at your own risk you might loose brain cells🤣 When reading this book read it in a a mojo jojo voice😌 this story is for a friend of mine who has requested it

"I'd rather be alone than broken, but luckily I've got anxiety to remind me I'll always be both." Between a therapist who doesn't seem to care and a world full of morons, its not like she'll run out of stories to tell.

zachs in denial

Just telling the updates on my lemons which I'll transfer over to FanFiction.Net, sorry guys, but there I won't have it removed by morons. Name is just Morrowseer.

uhhhhhh, no just dark deception with more than one person, people you probably don't know

This story is all about ,,the two young ..Na hinding-hindi mapagbigyan ang kanilang sari-sariling kagustuhan.Magiging masaya dahil pinagtagpo ulit ..pero dahil sa mga magulang nila ..sila ulit ay magkakalayo ng sapilitan..at magiiwan ng salita.."HINDI PA ITO SIGURO ANG TAMANG PANAHON..NOT NOW!!hayaan na lang natin ang tadhana..

Cecily Laras likes to fight.She moved to Western Europe because in Eastern Europe she had a reputation about fighting other guys.She was the strongest person in Eastern Europe.One day when she was looking for a high school she found a school website of CrystalHoll. She didn't even bother to look for more information about it.She was too busy but one thing she does know about CrystalHoll is CrystalHoll used to be an all-boy school. No girl entered to go there because it was to crazy and wild.She bumps into the most annoying and perverted boy in school, Austin Tranmer. Now Cecily has to suffer to a bunch of boys,fights and love. Four boys will fall in love with her.Who will she choose? Maybe her old 'friends' might come by and harm her new friends.Will she choose love or will she save her friends?

The Old Times and their curatives.