Morons Stories

"Why are you blowing the house up?" "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

This is my rant book. I advise you to not repeat some of the things read here.

I get that we can't all be winners but that doesn't mean that we should all be losers. credits go to @elasticamerican for the title

Kelly is very hungry when she decides to eat cat food. The next day she turns into a unicorn, but she changes back every once in a while. She meets one direction along t...

Summary: Morons have always been everywhere. They're the epitomes of walking, unavoidable. This guide will help you survive so you won't end up being one of them. And if...

Sixteen year-old Jefferson is a loner who plays video games all the time. His mother finally persuades him to vacation with her at Iroquois Lake. During that time, he sn...

countryhumans, but more ironic if possible

Three kids are unexpectedly pulled out of their school bus and taken to a hidden government lab. But this isn't a typical hero story.

This story is about how a team of misfits and oddballs became heroes almost all characters being OCs owned by me, the few that aren't I'll specify and put credit to them...

me roasting ppl and celebs. -Wise

Cecily Laras likes to fight.She moved to Western Europe because in Eastern Europe she had a reputation about fighting other guys.She was the strongest person in Eastern...

Running Man in space. Prepare to die.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land called Magical land. It was a magical land where idiots lived in piece and harmony. But one day, dragons came to destroy that...

The very BEST Private Exchanges I have had with some of the finest young minds on Wattpad. No really. Check your brains at the door, ladies and gentlemen, and just sit b...