Morons Stories

Running Man in space. Prepare to die.

Joshua has one clear goal in mind: Get the fuck out of this tiny-ass town. Don't get him wrong, he just moved here, a classical cliche, but the typical scenery just didn't set well with him. There is no creepy vibes, no tragic backstory, just the calm atmosphere that rubs Josh the wrong way. But its also the most noisy, idiotic, and just plain dumb people of this town that has him clawing at his brain. And now he has to somehow survive this place for another year.

This story is about how a team of misfits and oddballs became heroes almost all characters being OCs owned by me, the few that aren't I'll specify and put credit to them at the end of every chapter they're in

A weird, but funny story about two imaginary characters. Helga Ongo, a merduck with an emo personality, and a Whale called Petta, who is completely useless. This book of one-shots includes the unstable relationship of Helga and Petta, and how they go on long journeys together!

Just telling the updates on my lemons which I'll transfer over to FanFiction.Net, sorry guys, but there I won't have it removed by morons. Name is just Morrowseer.

"How can you possibly be so irredeemably stupid? Seriously, have I gotten all of the braincells in this family or what happened?!" "Fuck off and go back to your perfect life! I'm sure your Husband and kid already miss you." "For god's sake! How can you not connect the dots?" "Maybe I'm just oh soooooo stupid that you have to tell me, Assface." "You two had a one-night stand 12 years ago. The kid is 11. Do the math yourself! I'm sure you're at least capable of that!" "..... What?" AKA: Miscommunication leads to a confusing family tree. Featuring: Remus the sad idiot, Virgil the angry idiot, Roman the best friend in the world who wouldn't trade this life for anything but is still angry, Janus the other best friend who is the sole reason that Remus isn't dead or in prison yet and various supporting characters Should this sound familliar to you then you probably saw this on my ao3 account some time ago Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24344707/chapters/58703464 Cover is mine Update every fourth day!

The Old Times and their curatives.

Summary: Morons have always been everywhere. They're the epitomes of walking, unavoidable. This guide will help you survive so you won't end up being one of them. And if you don't want or like any of this, get the fuck out of here. Simple. Wait why r y'all still reading this book? It's very outdated and it's boring asf lol.

This is my rant book. I advise you to not repeat some of the things read here.

Three kids are unexpectedly pulled out of their school bus and taken to a hidden government lab. But this isn't a typical hero story.

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I figured since so many people want to try and argue with me I might as well show people how funny it is,I censor names, don't worry