Rip Stephen Hawking + Roast session?

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Mila: OMG STEPHEN HAWKING DIED 😯😭💔

Lern: Yeah Mila...We knew...Since Wednesday...Even Lara knew!

Lara: Yeah Mummy told me!

Mila: Lara your like 5 how are you messaging the group chat.

Lern: I let her text on mine but it comes up in her name.

Dinahsaur: Lol I always thought Mila was stupid at times but this 😂

Allysus: That's not very nice Dinah!

Mani: Dinah getting told by her girlfriend 😂😂

Dinahsaur: Keep it shut, Kordei!

Mani: Or what? Your not my mum so you can't tell me what to do 😏

Allysus: You know you two fighting is pretty ridiculous, even for a pair of 2 year olds 😎

Mila: ALLY FOR PRESIDENT

Lern:

Mila: That memes older than my mum.

Dinahsaur: Well your jokes are so boring, it won't even get her out of the coma and anyways who would listen to your jokes when they don't make anyone lau-OH

JadeT: The fuck just happened?

Pez: A roast session?

Dinahsaur: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR WEAVE KORDEI!!

Mani: Really, just for putting up the middle finger! Real smart fucking move, Ralph!

Lern: HEY! That's my name for when I'm angry!!

Jess: Wrong timing

Leighzer: REST IN PEACE STEPHEN HAWKING THE GREATEST SHOWMAN OR SHOEMAN ALIVE!!

JadeT: Um, Leigh, are you drunk?

Leighzer: I do feel quite tipsy if I'm being honest.

JadeT: He was a scientist who studied black holes. The greatest showman is a play.

Allysus: He may be gone but he'll still be the greatest shortest scientist ever!

RIP STEPHEN HAWKING! I heard about the news and I was...shook and disappointed to hear the tragic news.

Sorry for these god awful slow updates. I went on holiday to Cyprus for two week and it was the BOMB! But when I got back to England it was freaking snowing and I slipped and had concussion for a few days. Also my grandfather ended up in hospital after a epileptic fit after falling down the stairs. But I am back and feeling better now!

-Steph🔥

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