Mina was her name and she was just molesterd by the filthy man Snape!
"Sname is just a muggle poser and he pretends to be goffik so he can get with girls like me, anyway hi, im Mina Norewynna Harker VonHitlerBluud. Im a half vampire."
"Youre a half vampire too? And you said you were a goth too?" Akira asked.
"Yea ofc I love listening to Bauhaus, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Christian Death, Slipknot, Forever Slave, Delain, Amy Lee, Chiasm and Rammstein. I also looooove shopping at Hot Topic."
"Whoah really?" Akira gasped, he couldn't blieve hs eyes.
"Yea, I am a Slytherin after all." She flipped her hair sideways.
She wore a baggy black sweater with a pastel pinkish inverted cross printed on it, a black leather skirt with white pentagrams and hexagrams on it, a pair of fishnets and black shiny combat boots. Her hair was long and had a beautiful pastel violet color to it with dark purple tones at the edges, her eyes were violet too and her face was pale. She wore cheery pink lip gloss and black mascara with pastel violet eye shadow.
"You look amazingly vampiric." Akira said " 5 points to Syltherin." He continued... "Hed do u know where Hot Topic is around here?"
"Yea ofc I know where Hot Topic is, follow me."
Class was done for the day and Akira and his new friend Mina went down to HOgsmid where a lot of reps were. The preppy villages stared at them but they both gave them their middle fucking fingers and returned andgry looks.
"Come on its over here." Mina said. "Lets get out of the sunlight and get embraced by the darkness."
They walked threw a big medieval black door on which it wrote in blood red "HOT TOPIC" the widows were covered in cobwebs and behind them where lots of cool gothic clothes and band merch like Mcr shirts and Marilyn Manson backpacks and Bauhaus sachels. You could even buy a new Ebony magic wand there Which Akira already had.
They bought some blood and drank it. Then the door opened again and in came River!
"Hello Satan." Akira blushed.
"Hi, you must be the new Hair of Magickal creatures teacher, the old one Haggarid got fired for giving drugs to kids at the school, now hes just game keaper."
"Ha Ha. And what do you do in Hogwarts?" Akira asked nervously.
"Im the substitute Transfiguration professor, the old one Mrs. Mcgoggle head to go on leave for a whil because she suffers from menangitis and oldtimers."
"Ohhh..." Akira and Mina gasped.
"Hey guess what you guys." Satain said.
"What?" Akira replied.
"You see tat stage over there?" River pointed to a big stage outside.
"Im Till Lindemanns cousin and Rammstein is performing live tonight and I have VIP front row seats for 3. Who wants to cum?" She asked excitedly
"OMFG!" Mina and Akira gasped loudly! They were so going to cum.
"But you gotta dress the most goth." Satan replied.
"Don't worry teacher, we will dress to impress." Mina hugged Akira and they went shopping at Hot Topic. Akira couldn't blieve his first day teaching at Hogwards.