Lions, witches, and vampires oh my!

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Very AU begins with Ed breaking up with Bella and deviates from there, won't follow the movies or books past that point, I will probably change things to suit my needs of the story, also will be lots of cursing and NSFW story lots of smut most likely, won't be a super long story, just a few chapters that have been floating around in my head...

4/20/19 update, I'm going back and re-writings chapters, haven't been happy with how they turned out so far, and I wanted to fix the old ones before I completed the story.  Hope you enjoy!

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'It will be as if we were never here...just promise me one thing, don't do anything to endanger your life.'  Edward said as he leaned forward, kissing the stunned woman on the temple before heading away

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As if coming out of a prolonged fog the brunette finally registered what was happening, she shook her head and yelled,  'WAIT JUST A GOD DAMMNED MINUTE!!!' 

The retreating vampire male stopped.

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Bella, he thought...what the???

To be honest, he had planned on  leaving without a trace, thinking it would be for the best, she deserved to have a normal life.  The innocent lamb deserved to live a full human life,  she didn't deserve to lose her soul becoming an immortal monster like him.  She was so innocent, she didn't deserve to...

An unmistakable sound entered into his thoughts, some primal survival instinct registered in his mind what he was hearing...

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Turning around he saw it...

Seeing at this point was not believing as he was too stunned to move.

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A blow torch. 

A fucking blowtorch?!?

What the hell?

She was just a docile female, what was she doing with a blowtorch? 

All thoughts were stopped as she lit the end once more, and blasted him point blank.  If not for his vampiric reflexes he would be nothing but ashes. 

...As it was half of his face had been charred, as well as his shoulder.  His right hand was now reduced to mostly a stub...that is except his pinky and ring finger.  

Worrying for his life for the first time in his undead existence, he dashed behind the closest tree.

'Now, just wait a minute there Bella'

'DON'T YOU WAIT A MINUTE ME!!!

Your plan was to what break up with me in the middle of the fucking forest?!!!??

How the fuck did you expect me to find my way home?!?'

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Silence...

The vampire was stunned, he hadn't thought about that... 'uhhh' was his undignified response he mumbled out.