Lions, witches, and vampires oh my!

Egypt

'Ahhhh ahhhh aaaaaaa!!!!!! Give it to me wolfy!!!!!!!!'

Bang, bang, bang!!!

The frame of the bed pounded away at the crumbling wall of the ancient house surrounded by hills and crashing waves down below.  An historic castle in the distance from the slightly more modern abode.

'Hmmmnnnggg!!! That's it spark plug, cum for me just like that.' 

The relentless motions didn't stop, the frame of the bed shaking itself loose from its screws till it came down with a crash to the clueless pair, lost to their world of endless pleasure.  The vampire's center gripped tightly around the She-wolf's fingers, as they plunged over and over.  Her palm hitting her mate's clit with every stroke, much to the delight of the blonde below her.  Kate gripped Leah's back tightly, nails scraping into the wolf as Leah howled out in ecstasy as the blood dripped from the lacerations.  Her own center rubbing on the prone woman below her's strong thigh. 

'Gimme those...

ahhhh...

lucky...

oooh...

CHARMS!!!!!'

The female wolf paused slightly in her motions, and looked down at her sexy silly mate, but shook her head laughing and continued her assault.

Across the home

Bella smacked her forehead, shaking her head. 

'Two weeks, we've been in Ireland two weeks!  This is ridiculous, her jokes have gotten worse...she's now started making them during sex...'

Her mates full on belly laughed at the statement. 

'They are utterly perfect for each other, and equally as lame.'

'HEY!'  A chorus of indignation came from across the house, the remnants of the bed momentarily stopping its constant clanging.

The three mates chuckled at their siblings' antics. 

'You think that's bad, you two didn't hear the corny jokes I was subjected to when you two were hunting.'

Tanya raised an eyebrow at this.

'Please don't tell me'. Bella mumbled as she hit her head against the wall repeatedly.

Irina laughed but said, 'ok, since you asked nicely... the worst one was:

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

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Because they're always short...'

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The two shook their heads. 

'Oh my god...' Bella muttered. 

'Oh please, it could be worse.' Irina spoke

Bella and Tanya raised their eyebrows at this.

'...'

'We could be still in Egypt'

Growls erupted from her mates. 

One month ago

'Kate! Enough with the Bangles!'  Irina yelled

'He he he, what?!?  We are in Egypt...EGYPT!!! Where else can we walk like an Egyptian?!?'  Kate answered laughing