In a Week (Jacksepticeye X Reader) ✔️

Poster Problems

*LONG CHAPTER, LOTS OF FLUFF, YOU'RE WELCOME. ALSO SEPTIPLIER. I'M NOT SORRY.*

You run over to your apartment door, as fast as possible. He can't be here, can he?! No. Impossible. How did he get here so fast? It's literally impossible.

You slowly walk up to the door, scared of what you will find. You open the door slowly, and you gasp and stumble backwards.

It's Jack. But this time, he brought a friend. He brought Mark.

"Oh...Oh my god...This...Jack! When did you...How did you..." You are at a loss for words. Mark giggles and your stomach flips.

"Hi, Y/N! Jack's told me ALLL about you! Won't shut up about you, actually." He says. His deep voice sends more shivers down your spine. Jack notices you getting heated, and narrows his eyes. You catch this, and smile. He brightens again.

"Really? That's nice. I love him a lot." You say, and look into Mark's chocolate brown orbs and then look into Jack's. Jack's are much more beautiful. (I'm sorry, it's TRUE. Don't kill me in the comments.) You get lost in them, and wink at him. He giggles.
"Come on in. It's messy as hell, and I wasn't expecting others." You say casually, but really are fangirling SO hard inside. You can't believe what's happening.

Jack and Mark both look at each other, and wonder why you aren't fangirling like crazy over them like others would do.

"Why do you act so casually around us?" Mark asks.
"Well for one, Jack is my boyfriend, and so I can act normal around him. The fact that he's popular doesn't change anything. Same with you, Mark. I've watched you for years on end. But I'm not gonna BEG for attention. I'm just gonna tease you both until you can't stand it anymore." You say, and smirk and wink at them both, and walk into your bedroom and close the door.

They are left speechless.. They do not speak, and just stare at each other.

"What was THAT supposed to mean?!" Jack yells, and you giggle quietly.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?!" Mark responds, and you suddenly feel weird, the realization hitting you that the two people you only heard speak through a phone are outside your door, talking. It's insane.

You leave your room, and head for the bathroom to pee. Jack walks over to your room, and looks around as heshouts.

"Um, Mark, you might wanna see this." Jack says.

"Huh? Okay, I'm coming." He says, and walks over to your room and looks in. Your eyes widen, realizing what they just saw. You run over there, and see them both staring at your Septiplier poster of them kissing.

"Ah, so you're THAT kind of fan, eh?" Mark says, and you blush and try to cover for yourself.

"Shit, shit shit shit! I'm so sorry, guys! I didn't expect company so fast, especially you both, and didn't take that down! I'm so so so so sorry!" You say, and look down. You are deeply embarrassed. They both are silent for a few seconds.

They both start laughing REALLY hard. You look up, confused.
"What are you dopes laughing at?" You say.
"You! You're so funny. I didn't know you were a Septiplier shipper, hun." Jack says.

"Why didn't you tell me? I could've had blackmail material on you!" Jack says, and jabs your shoulder playfully. You laugh sheepishly, still embarrassed.
"I...I don't know. You would've hated me." You say.

"Well, we'll leave you to get dressed in a better outfit and pee. We'll take you out, kay?" Jack says.
"You guys, you really don't have to. You JUST got here, and must be tired." You say.
"Just do it, we'll be okay." You nod, and close the door to the bathroom and pee and walk over to your bedroom to get dressed.

Mark and Jack take a seat on the couch, and talk.
"She said that she was gonna tease us until we couldn't take it anymore. What if we do that same thing to HER, but with the Septiplier thing?" Jack whispers. Mark giggles, and nods.
"Totally. That'll be so fun." Mark says. You come out in a dress, and both Mark and Jack eye you. You blush deeply and clear your throat.
"Ready to go?" Jack says, and takes your hand. Mark goes on the other side of Jack, and takes his hand. Your eyes widen, but you are already looking down, but they noticed anyway.

They sneer softly, so that you do not hear them as you leave the house. Your stomach is flipping the entire walk to the restaurant they picked.

They get seated, and they sit on the same side of the booth together, side my side, shoulders touching. You blush a light shade of pink, and they smile.
"So, (Y/N)! How have you been, babe?" Jack asks. Your heart flutters at the familiar nickname.

"I'm okay. I missed you, Jack. And now that I'm meeting Mark, my life is complete!" You say, cheerfully. Jack smiles.

"I thought you would wanna meet this lil' cutie, so I brought him along." Jack says.

"You're such a weirdo." Mark says, and Jack laughs with his signature laugh that makes your heart pound in fangirlism. (Is that a word? Did I just create a word? Am I an idiot or a genius?) The waiter comes, and you all order. Jack and Mark order drinks, and you order a water.

"If you destroy anything at my house because of your drunkness, I will kill you both!" You say, and giggle. Jack and Mark giggle, and turn to each other, probably plotting something evil as usual.

"You assholes, I swear to god I will fangirl and die." You say.
"Ah! So that's what unlocks your true inner fangirl. Got it." Mark says.

"Deep voices also KILL me, I swear to god. I can't TAKE it when you both do the Dark and Anti things. The deep voices are too much for me. I can't handle it." You say. Shit, why am I giving them IDEAS? They both laugh.

"Hah, that's good to know, babe." Jack says in a deep Irish voice, and you blush deeply and shush him.
"Don't even get me started. We can't do anything here. We're in public." You say, and he nods, but smirks. He's gonna say something dumb.

"You know, Mark already has a deep voice, so you're pretty fucked." You laugh, and Mark blushes and giggles hard. Yup, totally something stupid. He always smiles or laughs before he says something absolutely dumb or sarcastic. The drinks come, and you give them both an "I'm warning you" face. They giggle and dismiss it quickly, and you groan.

An hour later after a lot more dumb jokes and puns, you have finished eating. You head back home, with Jack and Mark a little bit tipsy. More like...Worse than tipsy, but not shitfaced drunk.
"You assholes are drunk, aren't you." They both nod, and giggle drunkenly.

You reach the house, and it is late. You give them both water, to wash the alcoholic effects off of them. After half an hour, they are completely sober.
"Okay, now that you two are kind of back to normal, except that you both AREN'T normal, we need to figure out sleeping situations." You say to them, and they nod.
"I wanna sleep with (Y/N)." Jack says, and you blush and nod, to show that you accept.
"Mark, are you okay taking the guest room?" You say, and he smiles and nods.
"Hey Jack, what are we gonna tell the fans when we don't upload?" Mark says.
"I'll tell them that I was spending time with my boyfriend." Jack winks at Mark. You hide a scream, and your throat makes a squeak.

"Wow, we actually broke her. Hilarious." Mark says.
"Sh-Shut up! D-Don't say anything else to each other, I'm gonna REALLY crack..." You say, and Mark and Jack smirk.

Suddenly, Jack kisses Mark on the cheek.

You scream loudly and cannot breathe. It feels as though your lungs are closing. Mark and Jack are crying laughing.
"STOP IT! You're both...-" You stop mid sentence, and need a minute to calm down.
"I told you both not to get drunk as shit. Annoyances." You scoff. Jack kisses you passionately to shut you up.