The Blender Fic

(I'M SORRY I SUCK AT WRITING FAN FIC/SMUT SO HERE I GO)

Awsten couldn't wait to get home any longer.
He had been waiting all day to honk those flowers he had put in the blender. The amazing smell of the flowers and the blender blade turned Awsten right on. But first he had to get through with the meet and greet and show.

As he went through the meet and greet, he couldn't stop thinking about those nice long, wet flowers and the sharp shiny blender blade.

*Awstens POV*
Ugh, I wish I could get home already to fuck that nice sharp shiny blender with those long wet flowers inside. If I ask Geoff, will he join? He needs to enjoy the pleasure and the pain you get when the blade cuts your dick and the flowers go in you.

*Third Person*
Awsten was such a slut for pain. As fans came and went through the m&g, Awsten could just not get that damn blender out of his head. As a fan came through, she gave Awsten a blender. How did she know? "Aw thank you so much! Wanna come backstage after the show?" Awsten said, giving her a little wink. "Of course Awsten!" The girl said back "And by the way, my name is Devon." The girl said as she walked away.

*After meet & greet, before show*

"Geoff come here" Awsten whispered. "Awsten what is it? We have to go on stage any second" Geoff replied."After the show will you come fuck my blender and flowers with me? It feels amazing the way the sharp blade cuts your dick and the flowers rub on it" Awsten said.
"Awsten what the hell has gotten into you? Why are you fucking a blender? Whatever. We need to get on stage. We are talking about this later. Let's go." Geoff said, making his way onto the stage.
Awsten ran on stage as fast as he could. He ran so fast he couldn't stop himself and he fell off the stage and got knocked out.
When Awsten regained consciousness, he looked into the crowd. But where were all the people? All he could see were blenders and flowers.

Awsten QUIVERED (ha!) at the sight. This brought Awsten so much joy. He ran into the crowd of blenders and flowers and began thrusting at them all. But they were too big for Awstens average sized dick. He decided that because they were too big, he would just play a show to the blenders as he was horny as fuck.

"HI ALL YOU SEXY BLENDERS, WE'RE WATERPARKS AND I WANT YOU ALL TO BLEND. THIS SONG IS CALLED CRAVE."
Awsten loved this show so much. He asked every blender to come to his house tomorrow night.

*Backstage*

Awsten found that Otto had left him a blender with flowers in it. Awsten started to feel a boner. When he walked over to it, he saw a note that said "Enjoy ;)"

Awsten let out a loud moan because he was horny as fuck.
He went over to the blender and slid his pants down. He saw the blender light up with joy.
He slid his neon boxers down to expose his now hard average sized dick. He slid his dick right into the blade as little slices flew all around the room. Blood and semen quickly filled the blender. Awsten was now moaning very loudly.
Geoff overheard Awstens loud moaning, and decided to check on him.

"Awsten are you alright?"

"U-uh y-yeah, I'm just enjoying myself"

"Oh god Awsten are you?"

"Yes Geoff please come join, I love you more than anything."

Geoff walked into the room, watching as dick slices flew everywhere. He saw Awstens dick grow back, was Awsten a lizard?

Geoff made his way over to Awsten and pulled his pants and plain boxers down. He slid his dick into the blender and felt a flower shove inside of him. He moaned very loudly.

"See Geoff, doesn't it feel amazing?" Awsten asked in between moans. "Yes this blender is the best thing I have ever felt" Geoff said as his dick slices flew around the room. He began wondering why his dick wasn't growing back.

"Um Awsten, why is your dick growing back and mine isn't?"

"Well Geoff, that would be because I'm a lizard" Awsten said, inhaling deeply.

Otto overheard them moaning and talking about dicks. But he over heard Awstens secret.

Awsten turned into a lizard and then fell in the blender.
Even while Awsten was a lizard, he begged for more pleasure. Devon ran into the room.

"I'M SO SORRY I'M LA-" She stopped mid sentence, seeing Geoff with his dick in the blender and lizard Awsten being blended.
"What the fuck is happening?" She asked.

Otto walked into the room witnessing everything. "That's it, I quit the band. You're all disgusting" he left the room crying.

*Later at Target*

Devon was in the parking lot and all of a sudden she was knocked to the ground, being ran over by none other than Awsten the lizard man. (She had requested to be run over/Hit by Awsten)

She felt her ribs crack and saw blood everywhere.
Awsten the Lizard man drove away into the distance and was never seen again.
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Awsten you said on Twitter that you wouldn't read this but if you are, then haha ok hope you enjoyed -Lizz