I am thankful that drunk me recorded some stuff on my phone
Anyways, from what I can gather, this is what happened
First of all, Suitcase and Balloon spent the entire time upstairs I think. Knife was being overly emotional and soft, Mic wouldn't stop screaming song lyrics, Lightbulb was flirting with everyone but mostly Paintbrush (yay ships-), Salt was actually normal and not crazy over OJ (who was not drunk, neither was Paper-), and Nickel and Baseball were extra edgy™ together-.
Someone was lighting balled-up napkins on fire and throwing them around the room, I got burnt, Lightbulb threw water on my to put it out but I'm paper so it kinda made me just lay on the floor for an unknown amount of time to dry. After that the recordings stopped so yay-
I woke up on my plushie pile so I made it home well I guess.
