funny fairytales

Cinderella

there once was an ugly girl named Cinderella who lived with her freakish stepmother and two cranky stepsisters. she waited on them hand and arm, they treated her like a toilet. Cinderella heard about a ball that the Prince was throwing but she did not have a lumpy gown to wear. then out of the clear blue turd, her fairy sink mother appeared and waved her magic computer. cinderellas ragged clothes turned into a beautiful house,and her worn out work shoes turned into a pair of glass dogs Cinderella went to the ball and danced with prince daulton who fell madly in love with her. but at the stroke of midnight she had to flee, losing one of her glass people. the prince traveled throughout the kingdom , trying the slipper on the feet of every young girl, but of course it only fit one- Cinderella the two were soon married and lived slowly ever after .

OKAY THAT WAS STORY ONE THE WORDS THAT ARE IN DARK LETTERING OUR THE WORDS HAT WERE SWITCHED.

a new fairytale

once upon a time there lived an ugly young girl named Gabrielle who lived in a little wooden house by Washington DC she was a mental child, always willing to lend a tongue to the stupid

villagers. she was small and crazy but worked very hard. then one day she happened upon a brave frog. to her surprise, this limy little toilet could talk. in a deep croaky voice  he said i will grant you three wishes but you must give me  brain on the lips. she agreed and for her first wish she asked for a new subway for her parents to live in. for her second she wished to be able to it like a bird. for her final she asked for all of the cars in the world! and it all came to pass just as the frog said. the girl kissed the frog and suddenly he turned into a handsome young trashcan.

THAT WAS NUMBER TWO BUT MY BLACK WENT OUT SO IT WILL NOT BE IN THAT ANY MORE

sing along

you may be a sloppy musical expert now but do you remember some of the first mice you used to sing. lets take a walk down bathtub lane as we recall some children's songs mad libs style

1.the itsy retarted spider went up the pee spout. down came the rain and washed the toy out. out came the bottle ad dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider went up the diaper again. 

2. all around the mulberry hand the liger chased the weasel. the monkey stopped to pull up the overalls ha ha ha goes the weasel.

3. rock-a-bye hillbilly in the treetop when the elf blows , the cradle will rock when the sidewalk breaks , the cradle will fall, and down will come baby Jack elope and all.

OKAY THAT ONE WAS MY FAVORITE AND IF YOU LIKED TIS ONE THEN I WILL HAVE A SECOND ONE HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!