Namjoon

You, not me

( fallow my friend Jenna cefalo for helping with this story)

RM: what why y/n?

Y/n: I'm not ready to be a mom yet 

RM: you'll  be a good mom y/n 

Y/n: I don't want this kid Joonie 

RM: why y/n-ah?

Y/n: IM NOT READY!!

RM: Come on please keep the baby

jin busts the door

jin: YOU GOT A GIRL PREGNANT?!

jin hits namjoon

RM: owwwww. I sorry Jin eomma 

Y/n: Jin don't yell at him please 

Jin: ok 

Jin leaves and You go home and call your friend 

Y/n: " hey Jenna how are you?"

Jenna: " y/n way are you calling is everything ok?!"

Y/n: " I'm pregnant"

Jenna: " wait what who's the dad?"

Y/n: " Kim namjoon"

Jenna:" as in rapmoster?!"

Y/n: " who?"

Jenna:" as in BTS! How are we friends?!"