Hey, I'm Y/N L/N. Try not to be scared when I'm around, maybe we could even be friends? Or not, I'm not my overly friendly sister, I don't think you'll do much but weigh me down. Anyway, I'm a murderer, I have a bloodlust, and I've only killed a few...
Yep, I've slipped up and put myself in Arkham Asylum. Now I've got to deal with the stupid guard that I enchanted with my voice; an enchantment gone terribly, terribly wrong.
"Why did you leave? I thought you didnt mind it here," he had asked as the other guards left me in my cell and let him do the protecting.
"Its still an asylum. I don't know why they bring me here; I only killed a few people..."
"You killed an extra 50 people since the last time you came here," he grumbled. "........ Only 50...?" You ask innocently.
You both knew you could escape and kill him any time you wanted, so, in his fear, he resided to a truce with you.
"Yeah, can you sing again, please?" You gave him a look of 'your such an ass' as he knew you hated singing for him.
"Fine. But only because of our deal," you sighed and started singing;
He chuckled when you finished. "I'm starting to think these are events from your life..." You shrugged. "Maybe because they are." He stopped chuckling and cleared his throat. "All except the first one?" "Of course," you replied bluntly.
You swung on your rope swing that you crafted from the outfits they gave you.
"Why did you make that thing?" "Why do you ask so many questions?" He opened his mouth to say something but decided it was best not to and just left as someone else came to take the shift.
"Try and die from The Joker for me!" You chuckled insanely while calling out to him. "I'll be listening for your screams!" Of course, he took it as an act because the other guard was there but you meant it as much as you meant getting revenge. The entire reason why your in Gotham.
~Guards POV~
I've always wondered how the boss would react if he knew I was her love interest and she was mine.
Probably fire me... So its not the best idea, but still.
Next was The Joker, standing at his cell door.
Everyone knew it was just a matter of time before he broke out, he's most likely going to act soon as this is his chance to overthrow Y/N and her sisters -- although the sisters were out they weren't anything without Y/N unless you provoke them.
"Is it true? Not that I need to have you say anything, just because you guard her." I heard that annoying voice behind me and sighed, not turning around.
"Yeah, its true. Your probably gonna leave now, am I correct?" He chuckled from behind me.
"You know me so well! But, you also know her well. I've always wondered; what's she like? Besides the bloodlust." I smile at that.
"Well, she's a demon which slowly eats out your heart until you have her. Only problem is no one ever has her."
The Joker stayed silent for once, debating something to himself.
~Y/N's POV~
I whistled a tune to myself until a rather sexy redheaded girl, walking while swaying her hips to the side and smiling at the guard flirtatiously as he wolf whistled.
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"You can go now, love," she winked at him.
"Heh, no can do, Miss. You shouldn't be here as its too dangerous, and we don't want that sweet ass of yours getting hurt," he smirked at her.
She took out some blush. "Is that so?" She walked over to him, blowing the powder in his eyes.
"Ow! What the fu-?!" She pulled out a heavy sword from nowhere and sliced his head off.
"Heh, I don't know why they let these guys apply. They let their boners guide them whenever there's a nice looking lady around."
She turns to you, a smirk playing on both of your faces.
That was Lisa L/N. Your overly annoying, rarely useful, sister.
You doubted your other sister, Luna L/N, wasn't the cause of you being rescued by her.
"Lisa!! Pfft, 'I won't rescue you again' my ass!" You taunted as she dangled the keys just out of your reach. "..... Or did you come here and kill a guard to taunt me?"
"Taunt and save," Lisa corrected.
"Fine. Your the best sister in the world and I'm a dumb shithead, there's the frase I always have to say now let me out before I let myself out and spill your blood," you threatemed her.
"Fine..." She unlocked the door and gave you your gun.
"We're saving The Joker, too," she declared.
"Saving or kidnapping?" You said with a smirk. "Actually, thanks for the idea. Yes, kidnap," Lisa said with a devious grin.
"How come?" You asked as it wasn't usual for Lisa to care.
"Luna wanted me to save someone else, why not our only competition?" She said with her devious smirk.
"Fine, and what about my props?" "Your not doing this aga-" "I'm doing this again," you said, cutting her off.
She gave you a bunch of random, but deadly, items and you both sneaked to the Joker's cell.
"J," you both said. "Girls," he replied.
"So, what'cha doing here?" "Not much," Lisa said while opening the door.
"Well, your not here to sell me cookies and I doubt your breaking me out." "Actually, thats exactly what we're doing," you said as he shoved a cookie in his mouth, making him faint due to the poison inside.
"Cool, now if you'll excuse me, we're taking the front door," you said while chuckling, fitting inside a music box and waiting for it to move to the cell block, being pushed by Lisa.
