Hey, I'm Y/N L/N. Try not to be scared when I'm around, maybe we could even be friends? Or not, I'm not my overly friendly sister, I don't think you'll do much but weigh me down. Anyway, I'm a murderer, I have a bloodlust, and I've only killed a few...
You came to a stop at an abandoned apartment building.
You both got off and hid your vehicles, going inside.
Inside was another girl, smiling childishly at you two.
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"Hey, Luna," you and Lisa said in sync. "Hey, Lina-Chan!~ Hey Lisa-Chan!~" She replied, giggling childishly.
Lisa tossed The Joker in a chair and tied him tightly to it and Luna's smile faded.
"I said SAVE someone not KIDNAP someone!" Luna complained. "This is more fun," Lisa replied as she punched him. "Hey, asshole, wake up!"
He opened his eyes and looked around, blinking a few times as if it was hard to believe that we did this.
"Come on, its not THAT hard to believe, J," you shook your head.
"Anyway, I'm going to take a shower," you started heading to one of the apartments bathroom before Lisa called out to you.
"Aww, did being so close to batman make you all hot and bothered?" she teased. "For the sake of your life, I'll ignore that," and you left to take a shower.
~Time skip of singing 'Gingerbread man'~
"Y/N!"
You stopped singing and got out of the shower, wrapping a towel around you and going to Luna.
"What?" You grumbled. "Joker and Lisa are being mean!" she complained.
"Its the truth, and might I say your singing is wonderful. So is the attire your in, might I add," The Joker chuckled.
"Mhm, and keep looking and I'll cut your eyes out," you threatened him.
"I'd say its worth it." You rolled your eyes and turned to Luna. "Please, may I get dressed first?" Luna huffed but nodded and you went to go get dressed.
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You went back to them to find Lisa cleaning her sword and Luna eating a chocolate cookie gruffly.
"Aish, so easily entertained," you said while chuckling at the scene.
"What's with you girls and being sexy?" That oh so annoying voice chimed.
"Do I hear complaints, hun?" Lisa chuckled while saying so. "Yes, actually. I don't like it. Lina is doing bad things to me."
"Since when do I never? Now, gun please, Lisa," you said while holding your hand out to her.
"Gave it to Luna," was her only response and your expression darkened.
"Luna. What did you do with it?"
She only 'innocently' whistled. "Nooothhhiinngg... MaybeIthrewitoutthewindow but that's only an assumption!" She giggled nervously.
She hated your killing sprees so she never shied away from taking your gun.
"Remind me to shoot you with it later," you said gruffly and went outside to pick it up, clean it, and put it in your hidden pocket where it belonged and go back inside.
You then untied The Joker and hold your gun to his head, brushing your finger over the rose symbol.
"Oh, come on!" He complained. "I thought you'd enjoy a quick trip." "With you? You'd kill me. Physically and mentally."
You took him outside and let him go for a few moments to uncover your bike. "You don't seem all that worried when here..." You observed. "Well, I wanted to observe you anyway. I must admit, my plan was for this to go the other way around, but this is better. Can't really do your normal duties while tied to a chair," he admitted.
"Where are we going?" He asked as he went on behind you, holding onto your back. "Closest building is a bank, do you prefer a gun or knife?"
He shook his head. "I'm not helping you on a heist, sorry." "Where did you get the idea that I go on heists?" You questioned.
"But aren't we--?" "Nope, just killing a (lot) few people then going clubbing. Any objections?" He stayed quiet and you could feel he was tense but it was most likely the bike not the plan.
You smirked and drove off at a fast speed, The Joker clutching onto you tightly as if that was much safer.
"What's wrong? You act like you've never gone on a bike before." "Wasn't there a car we could've taken???"
"... Yes..."
"I hate you!"
"Love you too."
You stabilized the bike and stood up.
"Whoa, Whoa, what are you doing?!" He looked so panicked, it was hard to know this was the prince of crime.
"Nothing," you said as you sat back down and parked in front of a bank, The Joker getting off and almost kissing the ground.
"Happy to see your place, the bottom?" "Shut up! Your a crazy driver and you know it!"
You walked towards him and made him look at you by holding his chin.
"I prefer just crazy."
You let go and take your helmet off, putting it on the bike and throwing a gun to him.
"There, no, come in." You pulled him in as he tried to run away and aimed your gun at someone random, the attendant starting to take out a bag but then realized it was you and that you don't want money.
"Please, spare them!" You shook your head and shot the person you were holding, aiming another bullet at the attendant while laughing.
The Joker didn't do much but watch until you finished off everyone in the room.
"Great, you've now got an entire loaded bank to yourself and your not stealing a dollar..." The Joker muttered.
"So?" You said while turning to face him. "Its just strange is all... Most people would rob the bank dry."
You chuckled and walked over to him, your face becoming inches away from his.
"Good thing I'm not like others..."
You then pulled him by the collar of his shirt and went on your bike again.
"Is there anything else we can use...?" he asked hopefully.
"Nothing that involves you having an excuse to hug me so tight," you said while chuckling.
"Hey, you know why I did that!" he tried to excuse himself from doing it but climbed on the back of the bike anyway.
"Well, I'll go slower this time."
You went faster.
MUCH faster.
He held onto you tightly, burying his head in your shoulder.
