Chapter 1: The New Postman

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It was a morning just like any other when Bob met him. The doorbell rang so he went to get his post, but gasped the minute he opened the door. Standing there was a tall, handsome man who looked remarkably like a dildo. He wore sexy glasses and had the most fabulous hair Bob had ever seen. Yes, Bob was in love.

"Wait!" Bob called to the taller man, not wanting this perfect being to leave him. "Who are you?"

The sentient hotdog of a person turned around and offered a sexy smile. "Just the new postman."

Bob smelled the mail, which had also been touched by that hot piece of ass. The heavenly scent made him horny.

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