THE BOOTY WARRIORS

The Escape Plan

It was 6 O'clock in the morning and I rushed down the stairs to watch my favorite show, The Booty Warriors. I went into the kitchen and grabbed my favorite Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, turned on the television and waited for my for my show to come on. My brother Jeff came down the stairs blowing his nose that was full of snot while picking the food out his braces.

''Tae the fuck you doing up so early nigga?'' Jeff asked with attitude.

''Nigga i'm tryna watch my show now shut the hell up''

''You shut the fuck up you cheatin hoe''

''NIGGA THE FUCK YOU CALL ME? '' I shouted as I flung my bowl across the room

''NIGGA TF U DO THAT FOR?!''

''Cuz you always talkin about me bitch! so you can suck my dick hoe'' 

Jeff ran across the room to pick up his laptop to smack Tae across the face with it, but Eli came down stairs and hit them both over the head with the lamp. The boys blacked out for awhile until they finally came to with a nauseous feeling in their stomachs. Tae looked at the time and realized that they were both late for class. 

Tae quickly got up and slapped Jeff in the face. ''Nigga we gotta get to class.. get yo bitchass up''

''Nigga get off me! FUCK SCHOOL! Them bitchass teachers don't do nothing , but eat stale bread and teach us shit that we don't need to know.'' Jeff announced rubbing the crust out his eyes.

''Come on if you wanna make it to Mr.Little's class on time for the test!''

''Alright lemme wash my dick first.''

The boys hurried out the door and ran all the way to school before the bell ranged, The boys made it to school with 10 minutes to spare. As the doors to the school flew open as they dashed in there was  a very beautiful girl with a booty, small breast and long brown hair named Melody. She was the most popular girl in the school, made all A's and was the perfect example of wifey material.  Melody looked over to her left and noticed Jeff and Tae standing by the door watching her head towards their way.

''Hi guys!''

''Hi melody'' they spoke synchronizing

''Did you hear about the science field trip we're going on today? ''

''No. We have to take a test so we can't really go and the only way we could retake it if that we were absent.'' Tae described with a gloomy look on his face

''Oh. Maybe next time okay?''

''okay'' Jeff dejected.

Jeff just then and there gets the most crazy and ridiculous idea come to mind. A idea that may get them far more worse than detention or cleaning the football uniforms.

''hey Tae?'' Jeff asked.

''what''

''Yo nigga just came up with a plan''

''Spill it''

''How bout we skip the test today, say we were absent and go on the trip with Melody?''

''NIGGA WAIT! NIGGA I'M TRYNA PASS AND WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?''

''Nigga we can't be counted as present if no one but Melody saw us, besides Mr.MisenHoward bald fat ass can't catch us no way.''

Tae thought about momentarily, he wanted to take his test and pass. Then again, he wanted to stare his eyes at Melody's bangin body!'

"bet, let's do it'' Tae nodded