Dare Dark Anti Mark And Jack

Doctor Appointment

Me:*Walks Into Hospital Desk* Im Here For A Checkup On The Baby

Woman:Name?

Me:Emma

Woman:Okay Just Wait Over There

Dark:Im Here Sorry I Couldn't Make It With You

Me:You're Boss Is A Hoe

Dark:Believe Me I Know *Kisses*

Doctor Phill:Emma! You May Come Now

*In Room*

Doctor:The Baby Should Be Heathy....But There's A Chance They Can Have.....Autism....

Me:I Am Prepared Doctor Phill

Doctor Phill:But The Chance Is Very Low

Dark:I Know We Will Love Them Anyway

Doctor Phill:Do You Want The Baby's Gender?

Me:No I Want It A Surprise

Doctor Phill:You Are Free To Go Come By Next Week I Need To See If They Are Alright And I Just Can't Wait For Them To Be Born!

Rock:Im Here Bitches And I Got Mc Donalds!
(Sorry If You Dont Like Mc Donalds)

Me:Yasssss

Dark:*Giggles* You're Really Cute When You're Prego Baby *Kisses Head*

*At Home*

Me:FUCK YOU ROCK!

Rock:Not My Fault You Suck At Mario Kart! 🖕🏼

Me:Ow....Little Shit..,

Dark:What Did They Ever Do To You?!

Me:.....They Kicked Me

Dark:Okay *Speed Walks Away*

Jack:FUCK

Me:What?

Jack:You Can't Have Alcohol....

Me:Im A Light Drinker Anyway...So I Wanna Keep This Baby Thank You Very Much!

Emerald:*Touching Stomach* I Want A Girl

Me:If Its A Girl Her Name Will Be Parker If Its A Boy It Will Either Be Olan Eric Or Junior

(Olan Is Pronounced O Then Lan Caption Obvious? Yaeh Ill Leave)

*Night*

Dark:*Trying To Cuddle Emma*

Me:Wtf Are You Doing?

Dark:Im Trying To Cuddle You!

Me:*Flips Around* Better?

Dark:*Kisses Neck* Very

Anti:What If She Has Twins?

Jack:I Think Emma Wants You To Say Goodbye

Anti:Fuck

Jack:*Walks Away*

Anti:Bye Bye My Lovely Whores We Missed You!!!!! Go Tap Dat Ass And Comment Baby Names! If You Want! Bye!

Jack:BYE BITCHES!

Me:IM FUCKING TRYING TO SLEEP!