Vines😹

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by wdwwecouldbefree

by wdwwecouldbefree

Vines you two quote on the daily:
=====(not clean sorry) ======

Daniel:
• "Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA!"
• "Ahhhh! Stop, I could've dropped my croissant!"
• "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does."🤨

Zach:
• "It's A Del Taco we have a new thing called Fresh, FRE SHA VA CADO!!"
• You and him will start singing "I love you bitch, I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you...bitch."
• You-"And they were roommates."
Him-"Oh my god, they were roommates"😱

Jack:
• "And so I'm sitting here, bbq sauce in my titties"
• "Oh my god, I love Chipotle, Chipotle is my lifeee."😍
• "You know what, I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself."

Corbyn:
• "Peel the avocado....GUACAMOLE, GUAC-GUAC AMOLE."
• "Hi welcome to Chili's."
• You- "CORBYN! Is that a weed?!"🖍
Him- "No this is a crayon."
You- "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

Jonah:
• "Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart 'cause they're not gay."
• Him-"I spilt lipstick in your valentino bag." You- "Lip-wha-wha-LIPSTICK?! In my valentino white bag?!?"
• You-"Um, Jared can you read number 23 to the class?"
Him-"No I cannot." "What up, I'm Jared. I'm 19. And I never fucking learned how to read."😃