oNe day there was a smol freckle faced boy walking down the street with his turtle, Sir Turtyboi.
He loved his smol turtle a lot, but when he was crossing the street, his turtle get out of the leash and died. Smol freckle faced boi was VERY AN SAD he had an depress!!11!!1!
When he went to his school for troubled children who's pets died he met a boi names turtlex. Turtlex was a nice boi that's eloquent dog died from mange. Turtlex and smol freckle boi bonded vry vry eell and became besties4lyfeeeee. One day smol freckle boi accidentally kiss turtlex but like turtlex liked it
Smol freckle boi was embrass and cry and ran away and he tried to go home to his dad but his dad said "ew ur gay" smol freckle boi cry and cry and cry for like
days but when he went back to school he found out the turtlex was date a lizzard. The lizzard rubbed it in freckle bois face and he got so sad he used a snapping tutle's beak it cut hIMSELF AND BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE HOLY CRAP.
-turtlex's point of view-
I was an walk down street when i saw freckle face sitting by a pond. He was such a beauty with his gay face n shit. He was cry.
"Omg freckles r u ok??" he said
"No lex im not" he said
"Why u is sad"
"U date lizzard!!!!"
"Oh bt shes hot"
"LEX I LUVS YOUZ" freckle face yelled, tear stream down face of his.
"Oh"
"Oh"
"Um"
"Well"
"Well?" freckles asked???
"I do not luvs you johnatan"
"Fudge you!!!!!" he cry, running away. Turtlex felt bad a little bcause he lie to freckles. He do loves freckles but he also loves lizzard
He has to choose.
Lizzard or Freckles
*dun dun duuuuuuun*
A/N: this is written by @HeckinBrock
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-philip/ash
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