Holy Lancer
this headcannon is basically Lukachann 's version of Holy Lancer and I agree with it. yeah i was reading the nut news at 3am dont question me. i should sleep more like I SHOULD ACTUALLY SLEEP i might have insomnia idk.
Holy Lancer likes to rape Patissier Hansel b/c Hansel has the tightest ass he ever saw (or felt) he got arrested but then he was let go and Hansel was still in jail cuz LOGIC um but then the judge decided to take Lancer's idea so now Hansel is stuck at Holy Lancer's house getting raped while they watch the nut new together and they watch v4 suck off Append like it's not obvious AT ALL
the nut news is beautiful
find 's account and read it
i dont fuckng know anymore