It all started with Percy Trusdale. In 1801, this man, single-handedly created the worst thing a human has ever even thought to produce. Now I know some find these candies to be delicious and an original, I say those people need to get their brain scanned because those gummies, are an ABOMINATION. There's so much I could say on gumdrops. First off, their colors aren't even appealing, and what the fuck kind of flavor is "Licorice Babies". That should just further add to why they should be mass collected and thrown into an active volcano.
This entire section is going to be dedicated to the flavors. Have you ever tasted a gumdrop? If not, you're one of the most luckiest people in the entire world. The sensation and depression that comes with the taste of a gumdrop is the worst most saddening experience I've ever gone through. You open the package and while the colors might not be the prettiest you continue with an open mind. You pop one in your mouth only to be greeted with regret, sadness, confusion, death. Like, REALLY Percy, you first of all, couldn't even come up with nice colors, but the FLAVORS, who do you think you are? To produce these for people to eat? Are you trying to kill us?
Don't even GET me started on the remake of them, Dots. They're just as bad, just more modernized. You'd think, overtime, they would realize their mistakes and destroy any and known gumdrop in existence. When in fact, they actually decided to make MORE, yea you heard me right, MORE. Like Excuse? No one asked for this, literally no one, get the fuck out of here with your "new and improved gumdrops". The only thing that can improve them is a lethal dose of chemicals to ensure your death upon consumption to rid the world of gumdrop loving imbeciles.
This concludes my thoughts on gumdrops, for now. Please let me know if you agree, if you have anything but negative thoughts on gumdrops I encourage you to go elsewhere and return to your miserable gumdrop loving life. -Lexy
