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SHUT UP ERIC

HEECHUL:
shut up eric?

WANG PUPPY:
I agree 😬

ME:
"I thought caps were hats?"

BAEKHYUN:
That's gay

JOOHEON:
wtf is that supposed to mean @ yoongi?

ERIC:
???

DOUBLE B:
hats are gay now guys
Jack you're gay

WANG PUPPY:
WHAT U WANNA CATCH THESE HANDS FKELFKSKKFKSCKKDFKIEFK

GYEOMIE:
HUEHUEHUE

ME:
CHILDREN I HAVE A STORY

BAEKHYUN:
he has a story :0

HEECHUL:
Why do you make yourself sound old
Okay grandpa story time :D

ERIC:
sToRyyyy

DOUBLE B:
shit down shit down

GYEOMIE:
Jinyoung would be triggered if he saw that Tae reference.

WANG PUPPY:
^

ME:
LEMME TELL MY STORY HOES
SO I MET THIS GUY

BAEKHYUN:
oh it's already gay. I love this.

WANG PUPPY:
Is he cute

ERIC:
aren't you dating mark, jackson?

WANG PUPPY:
STFU

JOOHEON:
CONTINUE

HEECHUL:
^

ME:
HIS NAME IS HOSEOK.
HE IS KOREAN

GYEOMIE:
you don't even speak korean

ME:
HE SPEAKS ENGLISH TOO

JOOHEON:
YOU DONT EVEN LIVE IN KOREA MATE

ME:
NEITHER DO U

JOOHEON:
BUT I DONT FANCY KOREANS EITHER

DOUBLE B:
my british fetish will forever grow as long as i have jooheon

GYEOMIE:
*salty intensifies*

ME:
YOU CANT HANDLE FANCY CHILD
BAM IM WORRIED
YUGYEOM... I--
aNyWaYS
HE'S PRETTY COOL SOOO
CAN I ADD HIM HERE

WANG PUPPY:
What if we all speak korean w him so yoongi can be triggered.

GYEOMIE:
lez get it

DOUBLE B:
i fancy that

JOOHEON:
my korean isn't good :/
i hope i can still get along.

BAEKHYUN:
did you tell the story?
i got distracted by a fly

HEECHUL:
SiGh

ERIC:
add him then.

YOONGAY HAS ADDED ONE PERSON ADDED TO:  SHUT UP ERIC

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