DirkJake chapter 1

Chapter 3

Chapter 3 [Roxy] (plot twist I wanna write as Roxy for a while it'll fit in with the story I promise ;3 enjoy my children These kids belong to hussie blah blah blah)

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You're sick of them ignoring each other. So what did you do? You went to Dirk's house and used his computer to unblock and message Jake. You heard him remark about your alcohol but you ignored him. "Awe Dirky ur just happy I'm unblokin prince charmin"

"PRINCE CHARMING!?"

You giggle only making him more flustered.

"He is NOT my Prince Charming"

You roll your eyes and wait for Jake to respond. You watch Dirk tap nervously at the bed.

"Maybe he really isn't into me..."

"Nah dirc ssshhhhhhh" you lean onto him dizzily. That last martini was not a good idea but you honestly don't give a shit right now.

"He's probably bein attacked by 1 of those sea goat things"

You watch him jolt up pacing back and forth.

Shit that was a bad idea to give him that thought. Just then the computer ping and he runs to it quickly not caring about the whole cool façade. You kiss his forehead the motherly way you kiss all your friends. "Bye dick

*Dirk

Have fun with ur Prince Charming."

You walk out of his apartment shutting the door a drunken smirk plastered to your lips. You had a feeling this was going to be good.