the real me

Coincidence Much?

OK lemme tell you this last night was awesome. I slept great! It was the waking up part that wasn't so well for me. I went to sleep on a rock and woke up in a stranger's house. The house was HUGE! 4 stories. 6 bathrooms and 9 bedrooms. The room i was in had my favorite 5 colors liked l. Red, black, blue, purple and green. I wasn't just going to sit there act like i wasn't curious so i explored. This person  is obsessed with vampires. I guess he wants to find them and kill them because i see a bag full of garlic and a stake. As i was walking i stepped on something sharp. I yelped and then howled for about 5 seconds. "Oops" There was a lot of blood coming from my foot when i took the dart out. I bit my shirt to hold back my tears because it stung so badly when i took out the dart. The floor was really bloody but luckily the carpet was red. When i sat down and took the sharp object out of my foot i realized that this was a dart. I put it on the table with the rest and put a cloth around my foot. I then saw a picture of a vampire on the green walls with 3 blue darts in it. When i saw the picture of the vampire who was standing in front of some trees it made me think about The war in the woods. When i think about the war in the woods i think about how i met Joy. Thats when i thought to myself, "Wait, WHERE'S JOY!!!!!!!!!!!" When a tall, green eyed, caramel colored man who was standing in the doorway came all the way in. "Hey relax chill she's down stairs stuffing her face" When he said that i let my guard down and said to myself while shaking my head "That sounds JUST like her." Now for my next question i thought to myself. Was he the one? Hes the opposite sex. If i could just get him to fall in love with me that would be great. Or agree to help save my mom. But i wanna just get to know him for a bit. "Dont worry mom, ive got your back!(hopefully we)" I said in the back of my mind like she could actually hear me. After that i had a weird smile on my face. He asked if i was OK and i said "Yes im fine thanks for asking." Then he said "ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Breakfast will becoming to you since you hurt your foot. Oh and i didnt catch your name so what is it?" "Jefferson. Emerald Hope Jefferson." When i told him my name he looked as if he was shocked. He then pulled out a book that said, The War Of The Woods. He looked up my fathers name(Claude Jefferson) and said "So your the daughter of the warrior from The War Of The Woods?" I of course answered and said yes. Then he asked me if i knew that the enemy has my mom. And again, i replied, yes. He said, you must really hate vampires, am i right? Once again i said yes. Soon after, i realized he was going to ask a question but before he could get the words out i we were interrupted by my breakfast. He left and said never mind ill ask you later. When he said that, he left and i was alone again. Thinking. But i let my hunger get the best of me. Im so weak around bacon. Its so sad. But who cares?!? NOT ME!