It was Andrew's birthday, so he decided to throw a sleepover. He never had anyone over his house and was super anxious. He went to school only to give out invites, otherwise he would have skipped. School makes him nervous. He arrived with only one invite in his hand. He crab walked to David's homeroom, Dr. Mercedante. David saw him and winced. Andrew went right up to him, "Hey. Can you sleepover tomorrow for my birthday?" David said, "Oooh. Supes sorry. Jeff and I were gonna watch the KCAs tomorrow." Andrew twitched, "JEFF? Okay. He can come, too." The next night, Andrew was trying to set up snacks and other things when his mom came downstairs, "Hi Andy. I ordered a pizza for you guys." Andrew whipped his head around, "Mom, I told you. We're eating dog food." His mom cried and ran back upstairs like the hermit she is. Five hours later, David and Jeff got there. Andrew tried to hold back tears, "Is there a reason you're five hours late?" David laughed, "Sorry. We watched the KCAs at Jeff's house and then came here. You don't mind, right?" Andrew got red faced and ignored him. Jeff looked around, "You have a nice house. Do you have any pets." Andrew dry swallowed, "I have a fish." Jeff gave such a pitiful look, "Oh. You only have a fish? I'm sorry." Andrew's head exploded, "WHAT!? LOOK, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU HERE. YOU GOT INVITED OUT OF OBLIGATION OTHERWISE DAVID PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE COME. FIRST, YOU SHOW UP FIVE HOURS LATER, THEN YOU WATCH THE KCAS WITHOUT ME EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW JOHN CENA IS MY CELEB CRUSH. FUCK YOU, JEFF! GET OUT." David sighed, "Fine. I guess we're not wanted." Andrew shook his head, "No, baby girl. You can stay." David replied, "No. You're really weird and only talk about BTS anyway. We're leaving." Andrew was sitting on his basement floor alone when his mom called him, "Andrew, your friend is here." Andrew's heart lit up, "David, the most interesting person in the world, is back for me!" Lee Miglin ran downstairs, "Hey, ya'll!! Where's the party at??" Andrew couldn't take the annoying and irrelevance, so he drank poison.
