jacob loved chicken strips vv much
actually, he's married to one
her name is patricia
she is vv t h i c c and juicy
jacob was now walking down a street with patricia in his mouth, buried between his crusty lips.
then, patricia was sudden knocked out of his crusty mouth. jacob gasped as he saw patricia laying on the ground, her crispy crumbs scattered around. jacob looked up to see a frog boi staring at patricia.
"o mah fucken gawd she fucken ded" finn said.
"o fucc I can't beleive you've don dis", jacob cried. "mah chiccen strip!"
"fucc ya chiccen strips" finn screamed.
"im calling the police!", jacob pulled out his blackberry, but his fat thumbs couldn't type quick enough.
"y e e t" finn blasted himself outta there real quick. jimmy neutron is
q u a k i n g.so jacob sat there and cried because his fat thumbs couldn't dial 911.
#rippatricia2k18