What the hell?!

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Logans pov:
"Deceit stop squirming i need to do this if we are to figure out what is wrong." He stopped squirming. Finaly, i can continue. His abdominal muscles are fermer that what they should be. "Have you been working out lately?" "Yes. Of corse i have." He smurked. "Do you still have the stomach pains?" He let out a grone. He must be in a lot of pain. "I cannot truely find out what is wrong with you, i do not have the right equiptment to do so." He looked as if he was going to vomit again but he didn't. "Come with me kiddo and i'll get you some breakfast!" "Patton, it's 11.30 it would not be breakfast nor lunch. Thus being brunch." "Wouldn't you say that it was.... an infamentecimal change of being breakfast." "ONE MISTAKE AND THATS WHAT YOU GET!!" Patton and Roman were on the floor laughing Deceit just looked worried. "Are you okay Deceit? You look troubled." "I'm fine." His voice cracked alittle at the end. What is he hiding?
Pattons pov:
I took Deceit down to the commons and put him on the sofa while i made him brunch. Sure it was more lunch than brunch but who cares? I whipped up some scrambled eggs on toast. "Here ya go kiddo, eat up, you need your strengh. How long have you had the stomach pains for?" A look of panic spred across his face. "It's ok kiddo, you can tell me anything." "I haven't been having stomach pains for the past two and a half weeks." He looked at the floor ashamed. Why though? He only didn't tell us about his stomach pains. He wolfed down the toast and scrambled eggs and i helped him back to his room. "Just yell if you need anything De." "Why did you just call me De?" "O-oh, d-don't you like that n-nickn-name?" I was getting nervous. I dont know why but i was. I wanted his aproval. "I do mind if you call me Dec." A smile imidiatly appered on my face. "Okay the Dec. See ya later kiddo!"
Virgils pov:
I have managed to slip out of the mindscape and past Thomas and managed to get to target  (i'm English and i dont know any american shops accept target and Walmart) and bought 4 pregnancy tests. We have to be sure that he is or isn't and he cannot bye them or get past all pf the attention that he is getting from everyone. I got back to Thomas'. Thank god he is in his room. I sank back down and went to Deceits room. "De.... hey love... i have got some....um...tests." He woke up from his nap and sat up. "I thought that you  couldn't only take them in the morning." He looked adorable with his hair sticking up in different directions. At least he had managed to get colour back in his face his scales were also looking a lot healthier too.
"You can only take them in the morning.....so were gonna have to hide them in here." "Hide what?" Oh god. It sounded like Patton. How long has Patton been standing there? "What are you going to hide from the rest of us kiddo?" "Well....um....i dont really know how to tell you..." i started scratching the back of my neck.
Deceits pov:
"Well....um....i dont really know how to tell you..." He started scratchig the back of his neck. "Well, if we arn't going to tell you were won't  need the others to hear this aswell." Patton quickly ran of to get the others. "De..we both knew the risks. We took them knowing what it could lead to." Patton came back with the others. "Well Deceit, Patton said that you have something to say to us." Logan said as robotically posible trying not to sound interested in what i am going to say. "Well.....you see......um..... i don't have a Vagina and cannot get pregnant..." "WAIT WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX DECEIT! THAT IS THE MOST UNRESPONCIBLE THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE!!"  Roman screamed. Tears poured down my face, i cannot help it. "Hey, hey kiddo, it's ok. Roman is just...suprised like we all are. He is just...um...extra passionet sometimes." "He hasn't taken the teats yet guys. I just bought them and you can only do them in the morning.