Laura walked over to Elephant dude then he grabbed her and hugged her under the beautiful moon light.
Elephant dude then said I'm breaking with my cockroach looking ass girlfriend. Laura looked into Elephant dudes eyes and said " yay kill that bitch " Elephant dude then took his giant knife out of his asshole to go kill her. He let go of Laura and then she fell down the hill. Rolling down the hill slowly she realized that she had a wife and 7 kids at home. She didn't even know how she got pregnant.
Laura woke up 7 years later on Elephant dudes apartment floor. She couldn't move but she could hear and see what's going on. HES FRYING FUCKING EGGS! Laura was pissed the eggs 7 years old, it gave her really bad flashbacks to WW2! How dare Elephant dude do this! HE KNOWS SHE FOUGHT IN WW2 TO BEAT THE CANDY MAKER FRENCH MAN 22 ON INSTAGRAM!
She quickly used her magical evil powers to get Elephant dude to stop frying the fucking eggs. HE WAS ANGRY, he loved those eggs, HE GAVE BIRTH TO EGGS! And Laura doesn't even understand that. Those eggs are worth 2 TRILLION FUCKING MONEY THINGYS. Laura suddenly stopped using her magical evil powers because she felt depressed. Elephant dude passed out because her powers were to fat for him. She started crying milk out of her eyes because SHE WAS A DEMON from hellbearhairydick!
But little did they know ( even tho Elephant dude was almost dying ) his bitch of a ex girlfriend rises from the fucking dead!
