Dear diary, I used my uncle's pencil to itch my nose...
and it kind of broke after.
My snot is not that bad!
okay, well...nevermind.
Anyways, my name is Fiona Yergert.
And this is my diary .Read it and I swear I will cut off your male parts and feed them to stray dogs...
Or my uncle Alric
When he's hungry he eats prewtty much everything that's in front of them.
Soo....you're wondering why im writing you nosey little bastard?
Well...I dont really know!
You expect a girl with PMS to know every fucking thing?
I hate you diary! I just hate you!
Sincerely, Fiona Yergert. FML~!!!!!!!
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