EYY WE HAVE A D&D CLUB AT OUR SCHOOL AND IM IN IT IM A CLERIC AND IM HALF ELF AND IM SIX FOOT FIVE AND MY NAME IS APOLLO AND I SPEAK COMMON TONGUE, ELVEN AND AVIAN AND MY PURPOSE FOR BEING IN THE GROUP IS THAT MY FATHER, ZEUS WAS UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE SO IM HUNTIN THE MOFO DOWN SO I CAN RAIN JUSTICE DOWN ON HIS DEADBEATASS AND I HAVE BROWN HAIR AND GOLDEN EYES WITH FRECKLES AND TAN SKIN AND I HAVE ELF EARS ILL POST HIM ON MY LITTLE HOME THINGIE AND ONETIME WHILE WE WERE PLAYING PALADIN ROLLED A TWO AND KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT FOR SIX TURNS! SO FAR MY BEST FRIEND IN THE GROUP IS BREE, OR IMYA SHES AN AVIAN AND I CAN SPEAK AVIAN SO YEE! MY WEAPONS ARE A LONGBOW, KNIVes AND A SHIELD! MY GREATEST SKILLS ARE WISDOM AND INTELLIGENCE THEY ARE BOTH AT A +5!
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Humor*OLD, PLEASE DON'T READ IT, IT'S CRINGE* I don't know what to write, so I'll just wing it. Also the cover is really gay. Like me
