"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today-" and that's as far as we got.
Literally Why.
My future wife, taken by whatever the heck just fell from the ceiling. It looked like clouds of some sort. But why would a cloud steal my fiancée? Why would a cloud steal anything?
Why is a cloud here anyways?
Why a cloud today? What kind of cruel universe is this?
It was pink. Of course it was. Pink clouds are very common in this area.
That was a lie. Why the frik would a pink cloud regularly go around stealing women?
WHY ARE PINK CLOUDS A THING ANYWAYS?
I don't know man, Magic, I guess.
It does weird things.
Like steal your wife, for example.
I'll get her back probably this time though. Because this time, I know where she'll be. Probably.
And everything will probably be fine.
"Alright man," was the last thing I heard before I felt a hard slap on the back. "You know the drill. Try not to fail this time though. Good luck."
Then I'm pushed into a
Galactic-GreatIII and sealed in. And now I'm off.
I won't fail this time, because I have something now that I didn't have before.
Training.
Oh and one other thing.
Life.
YOU ARE READING
Magic, I guess
AdventureIt's a real crazy world out there. There are things that happen that cannot be explained reasonably. By science for example. Not even religion. I don't know It's Magic, I guess
