Louis Tomlinson and his new wife Kim Tomlinson. Oh... My... God. I haven't been able to stop saying that lately, But I mean... who wouldn't when Louis Tomlinson from One Direction and his newlywed? WTF... Am I on prank'd? My eyes darted around the room... no cameras.
I got snapped out of my deep thought from Kim walking up to me. "Hey, babe!" She said to me while holding out her hand, "I'm Kim." I slowly put up my hand, shaking hers while admiring her PERFECTLY manicured nails. "Ello..." I smiledat her, she seems nice "Isabelle."
"TOLD YOU!!!" Louis playfully screamed at a confused looking Becca, my face probably masking hers. "Sorry... I couldn't really tell you if you asked. I don't even get half the things he does and says..."
"I get it... almost all of the girls here are directioners and they quote what Louis says. I figured he'd be a little.... coo-coo. Of course along with the usual comments of 'OMG Louis iss so craee' or 'Harry can give me his gravy anytime...' " She laughed at thr last one "The only they they actually approach me with about them is Zayn. Usual giggles along eith "OH EMM GEE. DO YOU KNOW ZAYN MALLIKK?' " I added blandly letting is a slight emotionless chuckle.
"..I don't get it...?" She stated confused "I'm from Bradford, and apperently Mr. Malik is the 'Bradford Badboii' " I said "I mean... Bradford isn't THAT small. It's pretty huge. What pisses me of the most, though, is that everyone here is a Directioner." I laughed
"WAIT..." Kim said yelling, catching Louis and Becca's attention, "You're not a Directioner?" She sounded... relieved? "Uh... NOO. Not at all." I laughed "OH MAI GAWSSHHH." She squealed, pulling me into a huge "YOUR MY NEW BESTFRIENDDDD!!!"
"Can't... Breathe..." I'm not even kidding either. She has a KILLER grip. Louis trotted over and pulled her off of me "Easy, babe. don't wanna break heeeerr." He winked at Kim then turned to me and grabbed my cheeks "AWEE. You're so cuttee. And they said you were 18." He said in a baby voice then turned away to look at Kim "Damn. She's short for 18.
"HEY!" I protested "NOPE, Only Jimmy is aloud to protest." He ack fire what is that evn supposted to mean? THEN, I hear a blood curdling scream. Marissa, "JESUS MARISSA. I said my back still to her, turning around, "Chill yo' tits."
"L-Lou-Is T-Toml-linson" She stuttered "HEY BABE!!!" Louis screamed and ran up and hugged the starstruck girl, leaning down and clinging to her like a 4 year old to his parent. For about an hour after that, a few girls got pictures and autographs from Louis and Kim. Finally, Becca gave us papers saying that I was free to go, and that she would be coming by in about a weeks time to check on me.
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"THIS IS SOO FUN... Oh my gosshhh." I said flopping on the floor of the limo with Louis. 'Yanno, Louis, Niall, Harry, Liam, Zayn, and MORE have dirty feet going down there, right?" I did one of those 'OMG WTF Holy crappp" Miley Cyrus faces ( On the side--->)
"NEVERMINDDD" Louis yelled " I KNOW where my feet have been..." He said cringing causeing me and Kim to burst out laughing
Maybe This'll be fun after all...
