Blue Canary

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Canarys as you know are yellow but here in my town in winter there blue know can really explain this phenomenon. The town is boring, ugly, and broke not only do he have long cold winters actually i take that back FREEZING winters here. People say that the canarys turn blue because of the freezing temps well i dont.

One thing is great about this crap hole we call town is that crime is rare.......and i mean RARE. The last time we had a crim committed was homicide. Eventually the murderer died of a stroke that night. I myself am very proud of this crap hole very.....nice lets call it. One school called "Prickly Pear Elementary and Middle School and High School" very sad name for a very sad town.
You are probably thinking "What about college?"
Well to go to college and university you have to have a lot of money and go to the city. The town doesn't really have a name well it does but im just so ashamed of the name its called "Green Grape" like how stupid is that!
I bet you had an earful of me complaining so im going to not anymore and talk about a sweet town turned into a murderous town.