Little Mix Texts

Toilet Tissue

[Jerrie]

Perrie: Jade

Jade: Why are you texting me? Aren't you in our room?

Perrie: Yes Love, does it matter where I am when I want to talk with you?

Jade: ...I can come back there if you need to talk?

Perrie: I just really need to ask you something and I...I can't really ask you in person.

Jade: What is it? Are you alright?

Perrie:...not really. I need you to...

Jade: Need me to what?

Perrie: 😔😩

Jade: Pezza stop messing around

Perrie: ...It's just that we've been together for a while now and I think it's appropriate to ask you this...

Jade: Ask me what!?

Perrie: ...can you please get a new roll of toilet tissue and bring it to me in our bathroom?
2 Minutes Ago

Perrie: Jadey

Perrie: My Jadey Bear...?

Perrie: Please Jade, I don't want to have to do the walk of shame...

Jade: 🖕

Perrie: ....does that mean I don't get a new roll?

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[Group]

Leigh-Anne: People have been whistling at me then have the nerve to ask me for Jade's number all damn day!

Perrie: ...so Jade's been getting numbers all day?

Leigh-Anne: That is not the key issue!

Perrie: I'm sorry, then tell me what is?

Leigh-Anne: maybe I can start with how I'm getting used to get to Jade like I'm not worth something?

Jade: This went from hopping in puddles to diving in oceans...

Perrie: ...so did you call these people Jade?

Leigh-Anne: Perrie! Are you serious right now?

Jade: A bit worried are we?

Perrie: just wondering is all?

Leigh-Anne: ..hello?

Jade: I don't see why?

Leigh-Anne: So no one cares about anything I just said?

Perrie: ...am I not allowed to wonder???

Jesy: Jade, Perrie is never going to admit she likes you! Perrie, tell her or shut up! Leigh-Anne, you're worth everything, I put a freakin "whistle at me three times if you want my friend's number" sign on your back hours ago! Now will all three of you shut the hell up.

Perrie is typing...

Jesy: Perrie shut up! Tell Jade you're crushing on her on your own time!