Little Mix Texts

Marry Alex

[Group]

Jesy: Shawty got dem apple bottom jeans, boots with da furrrrr

Perrie: Uh oh, she's been drinking again.

Leigh-Anne: 😕

Jade: Are you alright?

Jesy: I had ONE DRINKkk

Jade: it doesn't count when you drink straight from the bottle...

Perrie: ...and you down the whole thing

Jesy: Shut up Perrie, you don't even know how to down your own man's dick

Jade: oooooooo

Leigh-Anne: bet you won't hit emmmm

Perrie has left the group.

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[Group]

Jade: If I died, would you all come to my funeral?

Leigh-Anne: ...um babe, are you alright?

Perrie: Whoaa, chill

Jesy: Well when do you plan on dying so I can add it to my schedule?

Perrie: Seriously Jesy?

Jesy: I don't make promises I can't keep...

Leigh-Anne: I can't do this

Perrie: Soooo you wouldn't go Leigh-Anne?

Jesy: I mean she wouldn't know if we came anyway, she'd be dead.

Leigh-Anne: Truth

Jade: This did not go as planned.

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[Pesy]

Perrie: Jesy, I am sorry for your loss.

Jesy: What the hell are you talking about?

Perrie: It's Valentine's day and you lost your heart years ago. I know it's still missing, but one day I know you may find it. Please, don't give up hope.

Jesy: go to hell

Perrie: That must be where your heart is.

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[Group]

Jade: Perrie, can I be a bridesmaid at your wedding?

Perrie: I rather you be the bride.

Leigh-Anne: awwhh

Jade: ...you want me to marry Alex?

Leigh-Anne: Lmfao, deaddd 💀

Perrie: 😔😩

Jesy: Just keep on keeping on Perrie, just keep on keeping on...

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[Group]