Wait, Hold up, I'm in WHERE? ( Undertale AU's Fanfic)

Friendliness Pellets? Did You Pull That Out of Your Nonexistent Ass?

      " Howdy! Im Flowey! Flowey the Flower!" said a yellow talking smiling flower who smiled brightly at me, his voice kinda high pitched and cheery. He had snapped out of his confused annoyed look once I had stepped closer from exiting the other room. He greeted me with a large and too innocent cheery smile I have ever seen. I stared at him with the most straight face I have ever felt grace my face. 

Well, fuck me, this is new. 

        Okay, let me explain. I fell down a hole while I was hunting, and ended up here. Lets just say I tripped over my shoe lace like a moron, and now regret not tucking them into my shoes. It's weird how I'm not dead from how far I fell, like sure I would assume I would have at least broken some bones but it seems that I was lucky or some ungodly powers decided to spare me to watch me stumble through this unfamiliar place for amusement. Oh well, I'll just go with it, not like I have anything better to do. 

        Looking at the small flower, I take in his apperance. He had these bright vibrant yellow petals, a lighter yellow face with black beady eyes and a smile that seemed too innocent. His stem was a bright vibrant green, with two leaves that seemed to be his arms because he was gesturing as he talked. He seemed to sway back and forth, like he was doing a weird friendly dance with his stem. If I'm being completely honest, he's so fuckin' cute, I wanna kiss his little face. 

But something tells me this innocent looking flower isn't so innocent and is very bad news. I'll go along with it for now. I listened to him with a slight frown, watching him with my tired lazy uncaring hooded eyes. " Hmmm...." He hummed, as if thinking, then smiled as he asked," You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha?" I shrug my shoulders lazily, still holding my cross bow in my right hand loosely, then bringing it up to prop it up against my shoulder. I watched dully as his eyes followed the movement, his smile seemed a little bit more tight but then he looked back up into my eyes as I said flatly," Yep, just fell down here out of sheer stupidity." He seemed to smile larger, as he continued," Golly, you must be so confused!"

I admitted sheepishly ," Very." Yep, sure am you very suspicious lookin' flower. I still dont trust this little shit. " Someone ought to teach you how things work round here!" He said happily, with a shrug of his leaves. Well, I think it was a shrug. I have a suspicious feeling this guy has said this over and over again like a script before, it doesn't feel natural.

" I guess little old me will have to do." He says with such a dramatic "oh well" in his tone of voice. 

I guess so. It's not like I can go off and find someone else.

" Ready?"

Wait, what? Ready for what? 

" Here we go!" 

Wait, what? No! I ain't ready for what you have in-store for me! Damnit Flowey!

Randomly I felt a tugging in my chest, but it didn't really hurt. Just felt funny. Suddenly, a small glowing heart floated out of my chest, like a cartoon heart. I don't know why but it didn't feel right, like it's not safe out in the open. I frowned a bit more, as I gazed at the heart closely with curiosity. It was so odd, a shining vibrant purple heart, but it also had these black stitches going through the heart, keeping it together. It seemed like there was a gash mark that was being held closed by the string. I raised an eye brawl to look at Flowey who had gone silent. He appeared to be so confused and unsure as he stared at my soul with his mouth hanging open. I was about to ask if he dislocated his jaw from gawking so hard and if he even had a jaw in the first place, but he snapped out of it once he saw me staring. He cleared his throat and went back to smiling, saying cheerfully," See that heart? That is your soul, the very culmination of your being!" My brows shot up in surprise and interest.