I Googled "How to start a Wildfire". I got 48,500 matches
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
My boss yelled at me the other day, "You've got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can't say for sure, it's so hard to keep track!"
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible." "Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
