funny dad fail

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dad: shaun, im eating your mother out tonight at 7:00 so you have to find your own dinner.

son: um, okai? umm have fun, dad....?

dad: im not eating your mother out, im eating her out.

son: yeah dad, that really clears things up... have fun

dad: TAKING, im TAKING her out.. this has been an interesting chat Shaun..

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